366 quotes found
"I can't even find my way around in this town, much less catch a criminal."
"I would never... this isn't happening. This can't be real. It has to be some sort of sick joke, or a setup."
"Pack your things. We're heading for Tokyo."
"[Distracting Deka-Mido, a giant reptilian monster] Hey, over here! Your mother was a salamander!"
"[Admitting his love to Starfire] I think I was wrong before. Maybe a hero isn't all that I am. Maybe I could be... M-maybe we could be-- [Is cut off by Starfire]]"
"[Cyborg says Robin isn't a wanted man anymore. Cuts to show Robin holding hands with Starfire] Mmm, I wouldn't say that."
"Inspire me."
"[Taps on the back of the Saico-Tek, who is flying away] Um, excuse me, but I did not wish to do this when you were not looking. [Starts fighting]"
"[After Beast Boy tries to enter the comic book store, but runs into the door. Points to the Japanese sign] The sign says, "Closed"."
"[Robin calls himself an idiot because he believes their expedition to Japan was a "wild goose chase". Puts her hand on his shoulder] No, please, do not blame Robin for the wild chasing of the goose."
"[Robin: A hero is what I am, and if you don't like it--] Robin? I like it more than you will ever know."
"[A little girl asks if Starfire is sad. Starfire says she is not and does not have boy troubles. The little girl walks away] Ohhh, I am not even certain that I have a boy with whom to have the troubles. [Follows the girl] Since the day I met him I have had... the feelings. I have waited most patiently and had hoped that some day... [Stands there sadly. Little girl takes her hand and takes Starfire with her] Perhaps I was foolish to hope. Perhaps we are just... heroes, and nothing more. [Little girl smiles. Starfire smiles back. Hopefully] But no! We are more! I feel this, and he does also even if he fears to admit it. And I shall not let him go without a fight! Oh, I thank you for this talk. [Ruffles little girl's hair] You are most insightful. I must go find... [Looks up and gasps as she sees a giant mugshot of Robin on a screen above her] Robin?!"
"[Robin pulls her out of a pile of ink and asks if she is okay] I am now."
"[As Robin tries to explain his love for her] Robin, stop talking."
"Um, either that wasn't English, or I think I have a concussion."
"This was the only place in Japan I wanted to see. It's like paradise for comic book geeks... Did I just call myself a geek?"
"[Many girls kiss him after he sings karaoke] I love this town."
"Hot girl! Don't go away! I've just gotta help my friend, then I'll be back to take you on the best date of your life!"
"[Looks at a mugshot of Robin in the newspaper] And he was telling us to stay out of trouble."
"(singing a translation of the show's theme)"
"(Fighting the catgirl) Come on! How can I think of a good comeback when I don't even know what you're saying?"
"Yeah, um, great plan, but there's this one teensy problem: EVERYBODY IN TOKYO'S OUT TO GET US!"
"So wait. If the good guy was really a bad guy, then that means... (brainstorms) Oh, sweet! We're the good guys again!"
"Okay, next time, we're going to Mexico!"
"I can rebuild my car. I can repair my tower. But my sofa? (crying) I can't even look."
"(to Robin, who says they should go home) Are you out of your spiky-headed little mind?! We are in TOKYO, man! We gotta look around! See the town! [pulls out a camera and snaps a stunned Robin's photo]"
"[Upon seeing his "All you can eat" buffet given by the chef] BOO-YAH!!!"
"[to Beast Boy, as he looks ready to mess around with a huge number of buttons] Don't. Touch. ANYTHING."
"Thirty million people, a hundred thousand stores, and in this entire city, the only thing to read is gum."
"[To Beast Boy, who is complaining about a huge stain on his shirt putting off girls] Your skin is green, you have fangs, and your ears are pointed. You're really worried about the shirt?"
"I know English, German, Latin, Romanian, Ancient Sumerian, and Sanskrit. Do you have ANYTHING I can read?"
"[Starfire asks Raven if she's made new friends in Toyko] No, but l somehow wound up as a mascot for gum. [eats gum in an advertising screen, then pops a bubble]"
"Scott Menville as Robin"
"Hynden Walch as Princess Koriand'r/Starfire"
"Khary Payton as Cyborg"
"Greg Cipes as Beast Boy"
"Tara Strong as Raven"
"Talk to me, Krabs."
"Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin' in."
"Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine."
"Come on, Phil. Stay with me. Let's hear about that family."
"Say cheese."
"Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"I'm ready, promotion!"
"I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."
"Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!"
"Well, good luck with that."
"How many seconds was that?"
"Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves."
"And you know? I've been through in a lot of the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven, and a half seconds. And if I learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are."
"Are you crazy? I was gonna tell that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!!!"
"That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! [He looks down to see that he has no clothes] Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy."
"Hooray for SpongeBob!!"
"Hey, it’s the new Krusty Krab 2 Manager!"
"I have to use the bathroom."
"Did you see my underwear?"
"Step on us?"
"Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message."
"Hello! I like money."
"You… did not… get… the job!"
"Don't you just hate wrong numbers?"
"We paid $9 for this?"
"I paid 10!"
"I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea."
"MY CROWN! AAHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY ROYAL CROWN!"
"MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!"
"Prepare to burn, Krabs!"
"Squire, will you hurry? AHHHHH!!!!!"
"All Hail Plankton."
"I’M GONNA BE BALD?!"
"Uhh… Dad? Your… Crown?"
"Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting."
"Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!"
"Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now] Or should I say, Planktopolis?"
"The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands."
"You just gotta believe!"
"Daddy, no!"
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Plan Z. I love Plan Z."
"[Laughter] Who can stop me now?! WHO?!?!"
"No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!"
"[Last words before his defeat] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!"
"Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors."
"A hero will rise."
"Bigger. Better. More absorbent."
"Hero. Legend. Sponge."
"Sponge meets world."
"Tom Kenny — SpongeBob, Narrator, Clay, Tough Fish #2, Houston Voice"
"Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass — Squidward, Fish #4"
"Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick Star, Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish"
"Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Fred, Lloyd"
"Jill Talley — Karen, Old Lady"
"Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy"
"M.J Catlett — Mrs. Puff"
"Jeffrey Tambor — King Neptune"
"Scarlett Johansson — Princess Mindy"
"Alec Baldwin — Dennis"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Man Cop, Phil, Perch Perkins, Waiter, Floyd, Thug, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Freed Fish, Sandals"
"Sirena Irwin — Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady"
"Lori Alan — Pearl"
"Tom Wilson — Fish #3, Victor"
"Carlos Alazraqui — Squire, Goofy Goober Announcer, Thief"
"Ben Elton — Prisoner (uncredited)"
"Thick Wilson — Singing Goofy Goober (does not speak)"
"Charles Collingwood — Pirate"
"Junior Campbell — Laughing Bubble (uncredited)"
"Steve Nallon — The Parrot"
"Mike Mulloy - Twin #2"
"Frank Welker - Gary, Frogfish Monster"
"Eddie Redmayne — Voice of the Cyclops (uncredited) (Neil Ross, Grunts only)"
"Don Austen — as the Fisherman (uncredited)"
"David Hasselhoff — Himself"
"Kristopher Logan — as Pirate Captain"
"D.P. FitzGerald — as Pirate 1"
"Cole McKay — as Pirate 2"
"Dylan Haggerty — as Pirate 3"
"Bart McCarthy — as Pirate 4"
"Henry Kingi — as Pirate 5"
"Randolph Jones — as Pirate 6"
"Paul Zies — as Pirate 7"
"Gerard Griesbaum — as Pirate 8"
"Aaron Hendry — as Pirate 9 Cyclops Diver"
"Maxie Santillan — as Pirate 10"
"Peter DeYoung — as Pirate 11"
"Gino Montesinos — as Pirate 12"
"John Siciliano — as Pirate 13"
"David Stifel — as Pirate 14"
"Alex Baker — as Pirate 15"
"Robin Russell — as Pirate 16"
"Tommy Schooler — as Pirate 17"
"Ben Wilson — as Pirate 18"
"José Zelay — as Pirate 19"
"Mageina Tovah — uncredited as Movie cleaner"
"Thick Wilson — as Concession Guys-uncredited"
"Dean Jones — as Fisherman -uncredited"
"Lacey Chabert as Eliza Thornberry"
"Danielle Harris as Debbie Thornberry"
"Tim Curry as Nigel Thornberry / Col. Radcliffe Thornberry"
"Jodi Carlisle as Marianne Thornberry"
"Michael "Flea" Balzary as Donnie Thornberry"
"Tom Kane as Darwin"
"Lynn Redgrave as Cordelia Jasmin McGold Thornberry"
"Rupert Everett as Sloan Blackburn"
"Marisa Tomei as Bree Blackburn"
"Alfre Woodard as Akela"
"Kimberly Brooks as Tally"
"Cree Summer as Phaedra"
"Brenda Blethyn as Mrs. Fairgood"
"Obba Babatunde as Boko"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Shaman Mnyambo"
"Melissa Greenspan as Sarah Wellington"
"Tara Stong, Hynden Walch and Mae Whitman as schoolgirls"
"Roger L. Jackson as Reggie and Thunder"
"John Kassir and Charles Shaughnessy as Squirrels"
"[warming up] Mmmmmmaaaaahhhh... mmmmaaaahhh, mah! Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake. [shakes] OK, everybody, let's take it from the top."
"[while acting, he approaches a half plastic doll] I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking, but you seem remarkably at ease. [moves the doll's hand on to his legs, to which he pushes away again] Oh, stop it. [moves the hand back again then move it away] No, really. Well, if you must. [moves it back on his legs again and laugh] What are you doing? [laughs again, moving the dolls hand on and off himself a few times] That tickles. Are those real? [the doll's hand slaps him across the face]"
"[famous repeated line] Who am I? I could be anyone."
"[to Roadkill] Uh, are you OK?"
"The other side? You mean, just now? That was you crossing the road? That's why the... [mimics the car accident] Why'd you do that?!"
"You see that sign up there? As long as that sign says "Sheriff", you can believe that there's law and order in this town. But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh yeah. Starts out slow like a fungus. Somebody says a cross word, accusations start flying, neighbor turns on neighbor. Pretty soon, we're eating our children, and then dogs and cats will get together to create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations! [turns to Spoons] So you want somethin' to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me. [turns to the Dirtonians] Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there, we got hope. [Rattlesnake Jake shoots the sign offscreen, the sign still hangs]"
"Who am I? I'm nobody."
"Your Pappy and them boys are about to hang for something they didn't do. But I've got a plan."
"Water, Mr. Rango, water. Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay. But with water, there's life. Look at them. So desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere. That's the immutable law of the desert. You control the water, and you control everything."
"People have to believe in something. And right now, they believe in you. Pick it up, Mr. Rango. Your destiny awaits."
"My fellow Dirtonians, I welcome you to our great day of deliverance. Hallelujah. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] Acolytes, prepare the holy spigot! [acolytes walk up the stairs bringing a large wheel] We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends. A man I think needs a little introduction to you, so bold has been his entry into our fair society. Mr. Rango, would you step forward? [Rango walks forth] The time has come, my friends. The time that was foretold. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The sacred time. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The time of destiny! [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The time of deliverance! [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] It is the time of HYDRATION!!!"
"[Rango: What are you building out here?] The future, Mr. Rango. The future. One day soon all of this is going to fade into myth. The frontier town, the lawman, the gunslinger. There's just no place for them anymore. We're civilized now."
"Our new Sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he’s actually starting to believe it. Call in Rattlesnake Jake. [Bad Bill: Uh… Jake’s the Grim Reaper. He never leaves without takin’ a blimin’ soul.] DO IT!"
"You and the sheriff are more alike than you think. You're nothing but legends. Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed. One last bullet to kill one last outlaw. [chuckling evilly] How fitting. [clicks the gun but nothing happened... because the bullet's gone] Whuh?"
"[last words before his presumed death] No, Jake! NO, NOOO!!!"
"[first lines of the film; to the audience] We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story."
"Here in the Mojave desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment. But the lizard, he is going to die."
"And so the stranger seeking companionship finds a woman. Much like the sirens of the ancient times, luring him to his certain demise."
"And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends. Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception. [Lupe: When is he going to die?] Soon, compadre. Soon."
"We tried to create the creatures based on characters first and then creatures second, so you have your wired rabbit Doc is the town drunk, those sorts of archetypes of the genre were first and foremost."
"Johnny Depp - Rango / Lars"
"Isla Fisher - Beans"
"Stephen Root - Doc / Mr. Merrimack / Mr. Snuggles"
"Abigail Breslin - Priscilla"
"Ned Beatty - Mayor Tortoise John"
"Ray Winstone - Bad Bill"
"Harry Dean Stanton - Balthazar"
"Alfred Molina - Roadkill"
"Bill Nighy - Rattlesnake Jake"
"Timothy Olyphant - The Spirit of the West"
"Ian Abercrombie - Ambrose"
"Gil Birmingham - Wounded Bird"
"Maile Flanagan - Lucky"
"James Ward Byrkit - Waffles / Gordy / Papa Joad / Cousin Murt / Curlie Knife Attacker / Rodent Kid"
"Claudia Black - Angelique"
"Blake Clark - Buford"
"John Cothran, Jr. - Elgin"
"Patrika Darbo - Delilah / Maybelle"
"George DelHoyo - Señor Flan"
"Charles Fleischer - Elbows"
"Beth Grant - Bonnie"
"Ryan Hurst - Jedidiah"
"Vincent Kartheiser - Ezekiel / Lasso Rodent"
"Hemky Madera - Chorizo"
"Alex Manugian - Spoons"
"Mark McCreery - Parsons"
"Joe Nunez — Rock-Eye"
"Chris Parson - Hazel Moats / Kinski / Stump / Clinker / Lenny / Boseefus / Dirt Kid"
"Lew Temple - Furgus and Hitch"
"Alanna Ubach - Boo Cletus / Fresca / Miss Daisy"
"Gore Verbinski - Sergeant Turley / Cervice / Slim / Lupe"
"Kym Whitley - Melonee"
"Keith Campbell - Sod Buster"
"Long ago, at the end of the last great Ice Age, there arose in the North a powerful queen. Her name was Juliana, and her ambition was to extend her realm to all the regions of the known world. To this end, she gathered an army and she bore a son, and named him Nekron. And him she tutored in the black arts and in the powers of the mind. And when Nekron came of age and attained mastery of those powers, together they seized control of the region of ice. And from their castle, called Icepeak, they sent a giant glacier rumbling southward. No village or people could stand against its relentless onslaught. And so the remnants of humanity fled South and huddled for warmth among the volcanoes of a mountain region ruled by a generous King named Jarol, from his fortress which men call Firekeep. And still Nekron pushed the ice ever southward into the temperate zone toward Firekeep. And no one dared guess of the outcome of a meeting on the field of battle between fire and ice."
"Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough."
"If you're gonna kill the ice lord, boy, you'd better learn to live with pain."
"Tell me your secrets. Nekron? Nekron?! The girl is wanted by Nekron?!!"
"Perhaps I can turn this to my advantage. Otwa, my son, go and bring the sub-humans, Nekron's dogs. Tell them we have the girl that he wants. Tell them he can have her...for a price."
"Randy Norton – Larn"
"Cynthia Leake – Teegra"
"Steve Sandor – Darkwolf"
"Sean Hannon – Nekron"
"Leo Gordon – Jarol"
"William Ostrander – Taro"
"Eileen O'Neill – Juliana"
"Elizabeth Lloyd Shaw – Roleil"
"Micky Morton – Otwa"
"Tamarah Park – Tutor"
"Big Yank – Monga"
"Greg Wayne Elam – Pako"
"Susan Tyrrell – Juliana"
"Maggie Roswell – Teegra"
"William Ostrander – Larn"
"Stephen Mendel – Nekron"
"Alan Koss – Envoy"
"Clare Nono – Tutor"
"Hans Howes – Defender Captain"
"Ray Oliver – Subhuman"
"Nathan Purdee – Subhuman"
"Le Tari – Subhuman"
"Jimmy... back my formula? Hm... Oohhhh! I get it!"
"Now, is that really necessary?"
"He's leaving his world behind."
"Making waves in our world."
"Antonio Banderas : as Burger Beard"
"Tom Kenny : as SpongeBob SquarePants"
"Clancy Brown : as Mr. Eugene Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass : as Squidward Tentacles"
"Bill Fagerbakke : as Patrick Star"
"Carolyn Lawrence : as Sandy Cheeks"
"Mr. Lawrence : as Sheldon J. Plankton"
"Matt Berry : as Bubbles"
"[repeated line] Great snakes!"
"We can't turn back. Not now. Not now."
"Well, this is a fine mess."
"And to think, all it took was a day in the Sahara. Congratulations, Captain, you're sober."
"How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"
"Billions of blistering blue barnacles! I swear, as the last of the Haddocks, I'll find that treasure before him!"
"Nobody takes MY ship!"
"Failed? There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool, a loser, a hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Do you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you."
"Thundering typhoons!"
"[after being nearly shot by enemy plane] Troglodytes! Slave traders! Mutant malingerers! Freshwater politicians!"
"Typical landlubbers, eh? No stamina these days."
"[on seeing Snowy] Ahhhh! A giant rat of Sumatra!"
"By Jupiter, I have a beard? Since when did I have a beard?!"
"To the death, Red Rackham."
"Do you think it was an accident I took Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing is an accident."
"We go back a long way, Captain Haddock and I. We've unfinished business. And this time, I'm going to make him pay."
"The legend says only a Haddock can discover the secret of the Unicorn. But it took a Rackham to get the job done. So you've lost again, Haddock. That's right. Why don't you have a drink? It's all you've got left, isn't it? Everything that was rightfully yours is now mine. Including this ship."
"Oh, I'm glad you know the truth, Haddock. Until you could remember, killing you wouldn't have been this much fun!"
"Faster you idiot! Faster!"
"Jamie Bell as Tintin"
"Andy Serkis as Captain Haddock and Sir Francis Haddock"
"Daniel Craig as Ivan Ivanovitch Sakharine and Red Rackham"
"Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as Thomson and Thompson"
"Daniel Mays as Allan"
"Enn Reitel as Nestor, Mr. Nicholls, and Mr. Crabtree"
"Josh Keaton as Charlie Carbone"
"Ahmed Best as Louis Booker"
"Jeff Bennett as Jackie Legs"
"Kath Soucie as Jessie Carbone"
"as June's Mom"
"Brianna Denski as June"
"as June's Dad"
"Oev Michael Urbas as Banky"
"as Tony Bailey"
"Kate McGregor-Stewart as Albertine Bailey"
"as Bus Counselor Shannon"
"as Principal Peters"
"[first line, in the Nickelodeon Movies logo] I'm ready!"
"Aww, don't worry, Gar-bear. I'll be back before you can say "Why did he cruelly abandon me like that?""
"[holding up a squeaky toy] Ooh, Gary, what's this? [Gary eats the toy. There's an awkward pause] Okay, that'll come out later."
"GAAAARRRRYYYY!!!"
"[defending SpongeBob] Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob, but at the same time...well, I love him. I love him...and I hate him! He's like, ice cream with salt on it! He's sweet, but super annoying. He's nice, and... nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying! Okay, fine, he's mostly super-freaking annoying! But...this little nattering noodge...is my friend. And he doesn't deserve to die."
"Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught me that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone. [Sandy and Squidward exchange skeptical looks] Okay, fifty percent talking about the money, fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy."
"Oh nonsense, It's Krabs, Karen! I know it is. And tonight, I will finally, extract my revenge! [laughs evilly]"
"I'm made out of sage and I am the Sage, so it works out pretty well."
"Seriously, it's hard enough being stuck in a tumbleweed... [SpongeBob: Patrick! We gotta find Gary!] ...but dealing with you two makes me want to light myself on fire."
"A Huge Journey to Find a Tiny Friend."
"They're not in Bikini Bottom anymore."
"This movie is going to be a total trip."
"[Tom Kenny] as [SpongeBob] and [Gary]"
"[Bill Fagerbakke] as [Patrick]"
"[Rodger Bumpass] as [Squidward Tentacles]"
"[Clancy Brown] as [Mr. Krabs]"
"[Carolyn Lawrence] as [Sandy Cheeks]"
"[Doug Lawrence] as [Plankton]"
"[Jill Talley] as [Karen]"
"[M.J Catlett] as [Mrs. Puff]"
"[Lori Alan] as [Pearl Krabs]"
"[Matt Berry] as King Poseidon"
"[Awkwafina] as Otto"
"[Tiffany Haddish] as Master of Ceremonies"
"[Reggie Watts] as Chancellor"
"[Keanu Reeves] as Sage"
"[Snoop Dogg] as The Gambler"
"[Danny Trejo] as El Diablo"
"Bring a Friend."
"Buckle up."
"— SpongeBob, Tiny SpongeBobs, Gary the Snail, French Narrator"
"Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Fred, Larry, Video Announcer"
"Mary Jo Catlett — Mrs. Puff"
"Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs,"
"Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick"
"Rodger Bumpass — Squidward"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Video Voice"
"Christopher Hagen Rio Alexander Ryan Begay — Cowboys"
"Ilia Isorelýs Paulino — Phoebe"
"Mattie Cardarople — Kyle"
"Jill Talley — Karen, Bonnie, Bottomite Crowd"
"Craig Robinson — Pa Cheeks"
"Grey Griffin — Ma, Granny, Rowdy & Rosie Cheeks"
"Johnny Knoxville — Randy Cheeks"
"Kari Wahlgren — SeaPals Kid"
"Miles Hall — Boy"
"Jersey Johnston — Girl"
"Jamaria Davis — Young Sue Nahmee"
"I'm ready!"
"The hero's journey starts with one squish."
"The Flying Dutchman?! The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas? [a brick falls out of his pants] Oh, my lucky brick."
"I thought you were a big guy."
"Well, that's weird."
"I don't have a lucky brick."
"The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea: the Underworld."
"SpongeBob's in danger! We gotta go save him!"
"Under-where? Hah. Underwear. Ha ha ha."
"There's always time for a solo."
"I'm taking you to the Underworld!"
"A trip to the Underworld is not for the faint of heart!"
"He's the key to unlocking my curse!"
"He's distracting the fool. Their friendship is a problem."
"What is happening...?"
"Arrrr you ready?"
"Ship's about to go down."
"Near, far, wherever the pirates arrr."
"They're gonna need a bigger screen."
"This Christmas, they are in deep ship."
"Get ready for a yellow Christmas."
"— voice of SpongeBob and Gary the Snail"
"Clancy Brown — voice of Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass — voice of Squidward Tentacles"
"Bill Fagerbakke — voice of Patrick"
"Carolyn Lawrence — voice of Sandy Cheeks"
"Mr. Lawrence — voice of Plankton"
"Regina Hall — voice of Barb"
"Mark Hamill — voice of the Flying Dutchman"
"George Lopez — voice of JK Fishlips"
"Isis Gaston — voice of the Ticket Taker"
"Arturo Castro — voice of the Ride Operator"
"Sherry Cola — voice of the Studio Spokesperson"