"I told you, last time we got together, I always thought Stayfree Mini pads ought to do NASCAR sponsorship. I just thought the announcin' would be purty cool. "It's a beautiful summer's eve here at the track. The K-Y Jelly car has just accelerated... and easily slipped into the number two hole." Get her done. "The Vagisil car has been itchin' and burnin' rubber all season out there... and is number one in the Busch Standin's.""