"A week ago, my wife and a few of her friends were making jokes and giggling about this product called Astroglide. It's this - It's apparently... It is this lubricant that they sell in stores right next to the condominiums and... but it's supposed to be really good stuff. I mean, apparently, you're able to put it on a Cadillac and get it in a doghouse. But as they're talking about, I swear to you, my first thought was: "I bet I could put that on the poles the bird feeders are on and keep the squirrels off of them." The squirrels are driving me crazy! If you come by my house at 5:00 in the morning, you will see me on the back porch in my underwear with night-vision goggles, holding a BB gun, waiting on the squirrels."