"My wife's favorite show is the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My wife loves that show. A lot of women like that one. Guys, you know what I'm talking about? If you haven't seen it, it's a show where women will dump their boyfriends off for the weekend with five gay guys and then they take him and buy new clothes and they get his hair cut and they clean up his apartment. And I told my wife, I said, "This only works one way. Men would not be allowed to dump their girlfriends off with five hookers and say, 'Just slut her up. Just a little bit, you know.'""