"There are some weird medical things out there. They had a guy on Ripley's Believe It or Not! about a year ago who, in a tragic accident, got his happy place chopped off. And his doctor, in a fit of brilliance, decided they were going to cut the man's finger off and use it to create a new happy place. And I'm sitting there, watching, thinking, I want to see this guy put his contact lenses in. And this is not the guy you want to ask directions from. "Well, take a right out of the parking lot, then you're gonna have to make a U-turn..." "That's okay, we'll find it by ourselves. Thanks. Thanks." Can you imagine the pre-surgery consultation? The doctor going, "Well, I think what we're going to attempt to do is to remove one of your fingers and use it to create a new happy place for you." "One of my fingers? It ain't goin' to be my pinky, is it, doc? Because, listen, I don't use my left arm all that much. Y'all can just take that right there at the shoulder...""