"I told that story three weeks ago in Nashville. Nothing. Like I just told a big Jesus joke in the middle of Bethlehem. This guy actually accosted me after the show. He goes, "You don't understand Garth Brooks." I'm like, "Yeah, I do." He goes, "No, you don't. He's country and he's rock 'n' roll." I know. "He's like Led Zepplin with a big-ass belt buckle. He's like Aerosmith with a can of Skoal! He's Donnie and he's Marie!" Take him camping with you."