"I saw this commercial last week for a bladder control awareness group. Let me explain something to you: if you have a bladder control problem... you're probably aware of it. You know? Or you're in some weird-ass denial I've never even heard of. "Bob, I've got a moisture problem in this area and I don't know if it's condensation due to high humidity or... or if I'm pissin' myself, Bob, I...""