"Grivo: I wanna talk about drugs. Audience: Heroin? Grivo: No. Not heroin. Audience: Speed? Grivo: No. Not speed. Audience: Hashish? Grivo: No, not even hashish. Audience: (beat) Horse tranquilizers? Grivo: No. Not horse tranquilizers. I just heard about a drug that makes you happy. I just want to say... (looks at the crowd) ...fuck happy!"
January 1, 1970
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