"Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over."
— Mark Twain

January 1, 1970

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Original Language: English

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It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002)