"What's our main attraction? You, of course! Get ready to party like never before! We've got it all! Minigames to make you move! Boards that make your party groove! So come one and come all! What fun we'll have! Clashes! Crashes! Brawls! Falls! Who am I, you ask? I'm your master of catastrophe, MC Ballyhoo, at your service! And, of course, I don't run this show solo. Two heads are better than one. Meet my friend - Big Top."