Mario Party

"Welcome to the Star carnival!"

"What's our main attraction? You, of course! Get ready to party like never before! We've got it all! Minigames to make you move! Boards that make your party groove! So come one and come all! What fun we'll have! Clashes! Crashes! Brawls! Falls! Who am I, you ask? I'm your master of catastrophe, MC Ballyhoo, at your service! And, of course, I don't run this show solo. Two heads are better than one. Meet my friend - Big Top."

"Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in DK's Treetop Temple!"

"Treasure on the far isle! Pirates on the prowl! Blasting cannons! It's time to run the gauntlet in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk!"

"One mischievous monarch! Two terrifying pitfalls! And a billion ways to go mad! You'll find it all behind that door! Deranging! Rearranging! It's King Boo's Haunted Hideaway!"

"Who's at the wheel?! How long is this train?! Are you ahead... or behind?! Welcome aboard the Perplex Express! Where are we going? Insane! And at the speed of crazy!"

"Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In Koopa's Tycoon Town you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate - dominate the town!"

"Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all - Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twisted!"

"Let's see who goes first! Smack the Dice Block! Punch with your Wii Remote!"

"Now it's time to start this party! Let the games begin!"

"Observe yonder Star! Be the first to reach the Star Space with 20 coins to pocket that prize!"

"The Star Space will then move to a new spot. Maybe closer to you! Or farther! Who can say?!"

"Now witness a legendary jungle contraption: the DK Barrel Cannon!""

"If you pay 5 coins, it'll blast you across the board! Where exactly? Who knows?!"

"And anytime you find Candy lying around, snatch it up! If you can't find some..."

"Head to the nearest Candy Shop and load up on the sweet stuff! What's all the hubbub about Candy?"

"You can gulp a piece at the start of your turn to mess with competitors! And to change your fate!"

"The breezy boardwalk behind me goes straight to a pirate island. Get there as fast as you can!"

"Captain Goomba awaits you there. He'll give you a free Star every time you reach him!"

"Good thing Dolphin Shuttles are standing by! They'll help you get down to the end faster!"

"So spend away, competitors! Shell out coins for rides and Candy to make the run again and again!"

"Come close, folks! The walls have ears! The stairs are staring! The whole manor has no manners!"

"But don't panic! Keeping your head is key to the Haunted Hideaway, where you must locate King Boo!"

"The manor is a maze where you can't scan ahead to find the correct path! That true path leads to King Boo."

"Most of the other paths...well... those dead-end in pitfall rooms!"

"Take the correct turns and you'll stumble upon King Boo's den! He'll give up a Star for 10 coins!"

"Then King Boo will boot you all out! You'll restart your Star hunt here, but all the rooms will be shuffled!"

"So many cars! So much luxury! But what looks like such a straight run to the front locomotive... is actually a disorienting trip!"

"And if you somehow reach Shy Guy, he'll give you a Star for 20 coins!"

"To win the day in Tycoon Town, you'll seize Stars by investing your coins in the Hotels behind us."

"When you pass a Hotel, you can pour coins into the place by giving your cash to the Koopa Bellboy!"

"Whoever has invested the most coins in a Hotel becomes its owner. And the owner gets its Star!"

"Here's when it gets brutal. Real estate is competitive! You can STEAL a Hotel!!"

"To steal a Hotel, stuff more coins into the place than anyone else has. Then you're the new owner!"

"Here's the second twist! If your cash plus everyone else's adds up to a certain amount..."

"That hotel will grow! A 1-Star Hotel will turn into a 2-Star Hotel. But who benefits? Only the owner!"

"That's how you get Stars here! The truly wealthy make 3-Star Hotels and block steals with 100 coins!"

"We're in Bowser territory now. And you'll play by HIS rules. So you'll start with 5 Stars..."

"There are no star spaces in Bowser's territory, so each team starts with 10 Stars."

"Then earn more the Bowser way: Stealing! Steamrolling! Savagery! You'll need two kinds of Candy... Bowser Candy and Bullet Candy!"

"Chow down on these to steal Stars from each player you pass!"

"Bowser Candy lets you smack 2 Dice Blocks, and you'll steal 2 Stars from each victim!"

"Bullet Candy lets you blast farther! You'll get 3 Dice Blocks, but steal only 1 Star per victim."

"Study where foes are before chowing! Which will steal you more Stars? A short rampage? Or a long snipe?"

"On to the race to the Star Space! Where can it be? I'm crazed with anticipation!"

"(Player) reached the Star! Victory is within reach!"

"So close, yet so far! You don't have enough cash! You need 20 coins!"

"Will you trade 20 coins for a Star?"

"Really?! You don't need a Star? Inconceivable! Imponderable! I hope you don't regret this... (if the player says "no" to a Star)"

"Too bad! You can't carry any more Stars! If only you weren't so successful all the time! (if the player has 99 Stars; can be done only with hacking)"

"Where will the next Star be? The suspense is too much to bear! I think I see it!"

"Behold, the next Star! Collect 20 coins and get there first!"

"Challenge minigame for (player)!"

"Win and you'll lob a dart for coins!"

"Well done, (player)! You clobbered that challenge! Now throw a dart!"

"Oh, but first... is your wrist strap on tight? Make sure it is!"

"Too bad! You failed the challenge! So no dart toss for you, (player)!"

"Take the challenge another time!"

"What a fierce competition! I'm impressed!"

"Let's check the standings!"

"Well, look at this! Looks like (player) is the likely winner!"

"The way things are going, (player) is sure to lose!"

"So let's give (player) a boost! You all want a good fight, right? Let's see if this evens the odds!"

"So, (player), take on the Dart Wheel to get your present!"

"And there it is!"

"(Player) gets a nice piece of (candy)!"

"A little help can go a long way!"

"Now let's see you all do your best!"

"YES! Hold the show! We've only got 5 turns left!"

"Now we head into the final five! Anything could happen! Especially since it's time for... Chump Charity!"

"Can losers become winners? Let's find out!"

"Now let's give you all a run for your money!"

"I'll plop coin bags onto red spaces and 1 coin onto all other spaces!"

"That shook things up!"

"Anything can happen during these final 5 turns!"

"Welcome to the finale! Hope that you all had a blast!"

"I'm delighted to see that you all made it here in one piece!"

"Well said, hat! Whadda bud, always covering me! Yes! Let's get to those results!"

"Yes, we can't name the winner yet! We need to find out who gets Bonus Stars!"

"You may have chased Stars earlier! But these Bonus Stars come to you! Each count towards your Star total!"

"What kind of Bonus Star will be the first to appear?"

"Now for the second Bonus Star! What will it be?!"

"And now for the last Bonus Star! The final Bonus Star is..."

"That's the last of the Bonus Stars!"

"And now we finally name the winner!"

"The ultimate victor is... (player)! What a triumph!!"

"The ultimate victor is... (first player) and (second player), aka (team's name)! (in Tag Battle)"

"Spit it out! Whoa, I getcha! It's a tie! Equal Stars and coins!"

"Well then, there's only one solution! Bring on the Dice Blocks!"

"The player who bashes out the highest number wins! 'Nuff said! Hit those blocks!"

"Okay! One more time! And the ultimate victor is... (player)! What a triumph!!"

"Hope you had fun! Here, take (number) Carnival Cards!"

"You can trade Carnival Cards for the fun items at the Fun Bazaar!"

"Hello! Hola! Aloha! Ahoy!"

"Oooh! Sparkly! So bright! The first Star! Get there with 20 coins!"

"Calling all winners! Calling all losers! We've got a shake up coming!"

"Weeeee! I'm feeling light-headed! Everyone! Hustle for bonus coins!"

"My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!"

"News flash!!! Incoming! Bonus Stars! Three kinds on the way!!!"

"Ahem!! Something! Caught in throat! Hack! Hack! It's..."

"New fight! New stage! We're going to the ocean! Splashy! Smashy!"

"New fight! New stage! Eeeek! A house! A haunted manor!"

"New fight! New stage! All aboard! Train's a-leavin'!"

"New fight! New stage! Two tycoons! One town for the taking!"

"Time for your REAL prize! Surprise! Way better than the candy! Sweetest thing! Ever!"

"Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!"

"Puny Mario/Luigi/Yoshi never knows what’s going on, so I’ll make life crazier by moving the Star!"

"Aren’t you a cutie, Peach/Daisy/Toadette/Birdo! Well, here’s a little present just for you! I’m going to move this Star!"

"Bad guys should stick together? Stick this, Wario/Waluigi! I’m moving the Star!"

"Mess with me, Toad, and I’ll mess with you! I’m moving the Star! How do you like them apples?"

"Thugs like Boo/Dry Bones/Hammer Bro/Blooper always need toughening up, so I’m going to move the Star! Don’t cry, guy!"

"I'm the gift that keeps on giving! And I'll crash this party until I've crushed it once and for all!"

"Bwahahaha! Now I don’t even know where the Star is! Good luck, suckers! You’re gonna need it!"

"Bwahahaha! Ready for some REAL fun in the sun? Then feel the burn!"

"If you run into a Lava Bubble, you'll lose coins! Shake your Wii Remote to jump and avoid them!"

"Ready, set, shake!"

"Now back to your BORED walk! But don't worry, I'll be back soon enough!"

"Erk! Robbed! You poor excuse for a treasure hunter! No coins?"

"Bah, fine! I'll get you up on your feet so I can trip you up later! Take these 10 coins!"

"Bwahahaha! Resident upheaval! I've come to stink up the joint! I'm way badder than a pitfall!"

"If you crash my pad, I'm gonna steal one of your Stars, then kick you outta the house! Smell ya later!"

"Bwahahaha! Do I smell FEAR, (player)? I know what I do smell... (when encountering Bowser)"

"A shiny Star! Let me take that off your hands! Yoink!"

"Now go find your own Star, you little whiner!"

"A loser! You don't have any Stars for me to steal!! (if the player has no Stars)"

"Bwahahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!"

"Welcome to my Bad Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"

"What? No Star?! Aw, fine then! I take pity on fools! I'll help ya. (if the player has no Stars)"

"Bwaha! I’ll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!"

"I’ll steal coins from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin’ on me!"

"Bwahahaha! I’m rich beyond your wildest dreams! And I’ll be back to rampage again!"

"Bwahaha! Like my warped orbit? Then you'll LOVE this! I'm stealing one of your Stars!"

"Bah! How dare you come here without a Star! Lemme give you a bad guy boost! (if the player has no Stars)"

"Now go make mayhem!!"

"Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid? (when Bowser chases players around the board)"

"Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!"

"Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha! (reversing the direction of the board)"

"Wow, (player)! Think YOU'RE the Superstar? REALLY?! Don’t make me laugh!"

"Now if you were fighting in DOOFUS battle, I'd bow down and call you Number One..."

"But this was the STAR Battle! And I see only one Superstar! Me! So thar rod? Mine!"

"Better cough it up. Right now!"

"Want it back? Come and get it! Or are you a chicken? Bwahahaha! Bawk-bawk!"

"Bwahahaha! Welcome, (player)! You sure seem fired up about this Star Rod!"

"If you can somehow beat all of my loyal slave, I'll give you the Star Rod! Impossible, I know!"

"Show me your worst, Blooper/Hammer Bro! Are you more warped than us? Bwahahaha!"

"Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN! (to Blooper or Hammer Bro after losing)"

"Who needs this dumb rod anyway? I bet it's total garbage! Take it! I don't want it anyway!"

"...I always keep my promises! ...er..."

".........well..."

"Nawwww! Who am I kidding?! Only the Superstar deserves it! And that's me! Bowser!""

"Lemme show you how a true Superstar does it, (player)! You against me! Cold depths of outer space! NOW!"

"Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!"

"Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured Stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!"

"But can ye impress me again? Back to the start with ye! Seagulls! Attack!"

"Back again?! Yar! I admire your pluck! One more of these beauties for you!"

"Captain Goomba welcomes ye! Well run, (player)! (in Star Battle Arena)"

"Er, hold on. Hold everything. No 50 coins for me?"

"Then no victory! Yar, 'tis the case. But I'll give ye as many coins as what you can roll up here!"

"Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!"

"So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possession! Seems ye have..."

"Want to ride the Dolphin Shuttle? Travel (number) spaces for (number) coins right now!"

"Here we go! Hang on!"

"We've reached your stop! Good luck!"

"Sorry! You need (number) more coins to ride this Dolphin Shuttle."

"Psst! Hey, you! I know of an ancient isle full of riches that outshine crusty Captain Goomba's. Hop on! (when the player lands on a Lucky Space in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk)"

"And we're off!"

"One thing I should mention... You're stepping onto sacred ground! Okay, have fun!"

"Yoohoo! I've got money to burn! Can I buy your (candy)? I'll give you (number) coins! So, what do you say?"

"Pardon me! I want candy. And I'm exceedingly wealthy. Too bad you don't have any..."

"Yoo-hoo! You want to meet me, right?! RIGHT?! Then get me 50 coins! (in Star Battle Arena)"

"Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my 10 coins!!"

"Hehehe! You found me!"

"Now, how about my 10 coins? Fork 'em over. I've got that Star right here..."

"Will you trade 10 coins for my Star?"

"Bah! You don't have enough coins! King Boo says boo to you! And goodbye!"

"Think you're so smart? You've taken a Star, but now I awaken... the bizarre!"

"Welcome, (player)!"

"This Hotel could be yours with an investment of only (number) coin(s)! Want to invest?"

"The owner of this Hotel is now (player)!"

"The total investment in this Hotel has reached 20 coins! We can build-up this Hotel!"

"The total investment in this Hotel has reached 50 coins! We can build-up this Hotel!"

"The total investment in this Hotel has fallen to (number) coins! The Hotel must be downsized!"

"You have no coins at the moment..."

"Good news! You still own this Hotel! Bad news... you have no coins to invest in your building."

"DK's going to help you muscle in on the action here! He's invested coins in this Hotel on your behalf!"

"Start! (Japanese version only)"

"Draw! (Japanese version only)"

"Battle (number)!"

"New record!"

"This makes me MAD!! MAAAAD!! GRRRAAAA!!!! Oooo... I'M...SO...VERY...ANGRY!!!"

"They want a fun vacation? I'll give them a fun vacation! And by that, I mean NO FUN AT ALL!"

"Grrrr! Don't move a muscle! This party doesn't start until BOWSER says so!"

"Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! This board needs Koopa Kid Spaces! There's 3 for ya!!"

"Now you can contend with that! Man, I'm so evil! I love it!"

"Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!"

"Bwah ha ha! Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!"

"It’s everybody's favourite time, Bowser Time!"

"Flutter: Ready? Here we go! Hang on tight!"

"Koopa kid: Let’s see how I can make your life missable that time. Hmm... Oh I KNOW!"

"Koopa Master: Training is like a road in the horizon with no beginning and no end. Keep training hard, young one."

"Toadsworth: Well, what would you like to do? Make a choice, i day"

"So this is Dream Depot...a world created from everybody's dreams..."

"We'll destroy their good dreams and replace them with ours!"

"And when we finish, our dreams will come true...forever!"

"There's no time to waste! Let's go before someone comes!"

"That's what I like to hear!"

"I guess it's good time to show off how well I trained you!"

"If you're ready... Go do what you do best!"

"SHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's too loud!"

"GWAHARHARHAR! That's right, weakling!!"

"Now, I've got all of your presents!"

"If you want 'em back, then you have to come to my party!!"

"GWAHARHARHAR! Now! Come...if you dare!"

"Play Bowser's Gnarly Party!"

"Gwahahahah!"

"Now, I'll give back your presents like I said..."

"I've had enough!"

"I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but..."

"Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..."

"Wait!!! You can't have the Wit Star Stamp yet! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"

"Huh? They've already left... ...Retreat!"

"Hold it! I am the kindest one there is, but I'll never admit it!"

"...Are you telling me that we're late again? My mistake."

"Wait one second!!! Now give me your Star Stamps! Or will you battle me for them? Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!"

"Hey! Don't ignore me!"

"Wait!!! This time I'll get what's owed to me! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"

"...I'm such an idiot."

"Wait! The Great Bowser, King of Darkness, has come! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"

"Wait!!! You won't escape this time! You must battle me for the final stamp!!!"

"What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!"

"I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!"

"I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"

"Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"

"Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!"

"It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give your Coins to ME!!!"

"Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins!?! None at all?!?"

"You poor little thing! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins!"

"Don't worry about paying it back! You need it more than I do! Don’t be a stranger!"

"It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"

"I've got all your stars! If you want them back, come to the Warp Pipe."

"You're looking for treasure? Then let me give you this..."

"This is a mystical secret! The Gold-plated Bowser Statue! I'll give you this for just 10 Coins!"

"By the way, the Bowser Statue won't do a thing. Ah, hah, Hah, HAH, HAH!"

"Oh! You don't have any Coins! Well, I've got nothing to say to you! I'm outta here!"

"So, you like sweets, huh? What a coincidence, I do too! Here, take this..."

"I woke up early just to make it. This is a Bowser Cake! Don't refuse..., eat it! Great! That'll be 20 Coins!"

"By the way, you can't eat this cake. I hope you understand. Wah, Hah, HAH!"

"...but you don't have enough Coins. Oh, well, I'll just take them all! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"

"Oh, but you don't have any Coins, do you? Then I'm outta here!"

"You're going to help the Yoshi in the middle, right? Here, take this."

"This is a mystical item, the Bowser Tube. You can use this!"