"Everyone used to laugh at me...I was a walking punchline. But not anymore...when the zombies came, everyone died! That's why I decided to give all the happy people a lift on this fun ride! I won't let you stop the ride, gramps! If the ride stops, then the zombies come back...and that won't be annnny fuuuuun at aaaaall! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"