33 quotes found
"What the hell? That's not magic!"
"I don't think you're going to sell a lot of ice cream right now. And I am not getting into your car."
"No way, pal! I'm not here for work. This... is my VACATION!"
"I always thought you had a crush on me. Too bad I don't dig flat chicks."
"I clawed my way out of Willamette. I fought hard to uncover the truth of what happened at that mall. And things were good...real good...for a while. Then, I let things get to me. I let things get out of control. I think deep down, I knew I had to uncover what was really going on. Things got pretty dark, but this is my chance...to get back in the game."
"These zombies… they're annoying, sure, but they're easy to kill. You know, kinda… kinda fun, even. The real threat is the people. An outbreak like this does things to men. The violence. The death. Seeing loved ones die… change… It makes people snap. Just like that. People just like you and me. Just when humanity should be coming together, they turn on each other instead."
"(Enraged at the cause of his wife's death) YOU BASTARD! YOU DID IT! YOU CAUSED THE VEGAS OUTBREAK TOO, DIDN'T YOU?!?! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! DESTROYED MY FAMILY!"
"You bastard. You're on their payroll!"
"Fortune City was a small price to pay to preserve our country's way of life!"
"Everything that we have done has been absolutely necessary!"
"We're the good guys, Chuck, not you."
"I’ve covered wars, you know."
"Fine! I'll just get my information somewhere else, thank you very much!"
"You needed medicine, too. Maybe we should work together."
"Whoa, hold your horses, babe. I'm the one who's asking the questions here."
"You're talking about the guy that took potshots of us with a sniper rifle, aren't you?"
"It's Frank. Frank West. Remember that name 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in three days, when I get the scoop."
"You're one hell of a journalist, aren't you, Frank? A hothead, underhanded, hotshot paparazzi with nothing better to do than to invade people's privacy."
"Hey, don't be daydreamin' out here!"
"Have a nice day... CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6!"
"NAME AND RANK, SOLDIER!...you can't tell me, can you, fella? Oh yeah, I know why...it's because you're Viet Cong! I'm right, aren't I? You are nothing but a FILTHY COMMUNIST! You, son, are gonna tell me where the guerrillas' hideout is! By the time I'm done beating information outta you...you are gonna be begging for death to come take you away..."
"Everyone used to laugh at me...I was a walking punchline. But not anymore...when the zombies came, everyone died! That's why I decided to give all the happy people a lift on this fun ride! I won't let you stop the ride, gramps! If the ride stops, then the zombies come back...and that won't be annnny fuuuuun at aaaaall! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm going to kill you with my bare fucking hands, you son of a bitch!"
"No! That's going to kill my profit margin! They want to get their hands on what is mine! Get your hands off what's mine! Mine!!! Mine!!!!"
"Now this? A goddamn zombie outbreak!? SERIOUSLY!? SCREW YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!"
"I used to be the guy who solved problems, not cause them. We're going to get that son of a bitch!"
"Keep your eye on the prize!"
"It's Frank. Frank West. Remember that name 'cause the whole world's gonna know it.. once I get the scoop."
"Look out for zombies n' shit."
"Absolutely no way. Because first it's my blood and then it's A LOT of blood and then you're cutting out my pancreas AND I REALLY NEED THAT."
"God, I hate you."
"Do you know how many outbreaks I've been part of? How many I've covered? And what thanks have I gotten? Huh? Nothing. No thank yous. No flowers. Just a contact book filled with dead people."
"Pretty self-sacrificing for a mercenary."