"Welcome to the world. A world ruled by adults. A world where kids are forced to take naps, allowed only a limited time to play video games and are marched off to schools to learn the grown ups’ version of history. A world where every precious moment of our free time is replaced by homework and piano lessons. Where our dinner plates are piled high with horrible, shriveled, slimy green vegetables. But, there is a group of kids who have stood up to say no. A group committed to battling the forces of adulthood and restoring freedom to kids anywhere. Recruiting from the best and brightest kids around the globe, all are under the age of 13 and operating under the direction of our global command center on the surface of the moon. We are the Kids Next Door!"