"Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after.Up Jack got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob With vinegar and brown paper.Jill came in and she did grin To see his paper plaster; Mother, vex’d, did whip her next For causing Jack’s disaster."