"Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque. Crane was crowned King of the Crocodilians. Long story. Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses. Or is it mongeese? And Mantis? Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his h'ead off. Just because they're not here in person doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs. Now who wants a picture?"