"[opening narration] They were my two best friends in the whole world. For five weeks. It was a total accident we even met. Me, a bum from Brooklyn using phoney frequent-flyer miles. Tony Croft was kind of a golden boy from Harvard School of Architecture. We met Lewis McBride, this long-haired Greenpeace tree-hugger guy. So the plan was to party till we ran out of cash in Malaysia. It was a paradise of rum, girls, and good, cheap hash."