"[Waiting at the bus stop; also his first lines] I-I was told that if I was late again, I would be summarily dismissed..."

"I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP..."

"(repeated lines including variants) Hello, Peter. What's happenin'?"

"(to Michael, when the two of them are drinking at a bar) We don't have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren't meant …"

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."

"(after Michael's computer virus has taken $300,000 over the weekend, and the trio try to absolve themselves) I can't …"

"(after asking Peter to come in and work on Saturday) Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahea…"

"[After Peter tells him to turn his radio down] I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume fro…"

"[Talking to Peter on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that …"

"...So, if you could do that, that would be great..."