"So I the pleasant grape have pulled from the vine, And yet I languish in great thirst, while others drink the wine."

"If women could be fair and yet not fond, Or that their love were firm, not fickle still, I would not marvel that they…"

"My mind to me a kingdom is; Such perfect joy therein I find That it excels all other bliss That world affords or grow…"

"This Earl of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abash…"

"I overtook, coming from Italy, In Germany, a great and famous Earl Of England; the most goodly fashioned man I ever s…"

"But what if it turns out, as it just possibly might, that William Shakespeare of Stratford was not the author of the …"

"A little apish hat, couched fast to the pate, like an oyster; French cambric ruffs, deep with a witness, starched to …"

"She became most fervent, continually risking her life by harbouring and maintaining priests, was frequently imprisone…"

"It is clear that there are as many different languages as peoples in this island. The Scots, however, and the Welsh, …"

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"