"You had an affair with a girl who threatened to kill herself, and now there is a presence in our house. A young, blonde girl. Don't you get it? She did it, Norman. She's dead... and now she's trying to hurt you... or both of us."

"No, no I'm not."

"Hello, Dr. Spencer."

"[later] Pick up any dudes yet?"

"I have one in the trunk!"

"[showing off her new convertible] It's a beautiful thing, alimony. You lose a husband, you get a car. Think it'll help me pick up dudes?"

"Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?"

"You stole the dead woman's shoe?"

"Jennifer Banko as Young Tina"

"John Otrin as Mr. Shephard"

"Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees"

"Diane Almeida as Kate"

"Craig Thomas as Ben"

"Larry Cox as Russell"

"Diana Barrows as Maddy"

"Heidi Kozak as Sandra"

"Jeff Bennett as Eddie"

"Jon Renfield as David"

"Staci Greason as Jane"

"William Butler as Michael"

"Elizabeth Kaitan as Robin"

"Susan Jennifer Sullivan as Melissa"

"Terry Kiser as Dr. Crews"

"Susan Blu as Amanda Shephard"

"Kevin Spirtas as Nick"

"Lar Park Lincoln as Tina Shephard"

"Jason is back, but this time someone's waiting!"

"On Friday the 13th, Jason will meet his match."

"On Friday the 13th,Jason is Back...But this time...He's Met His Match!"

"Her Mind Awoke Jason From The Dead!"

"Hey, Tina! Is this the way they wear their jackets back at the mental hospital?!"

"There's a legend round here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake. A death curse. Jason Voorhees's curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. No one can. People forget he's down there... waiting."

"Frances Conroy as Dr. Moss"

"Leelee Sobieski as Sister Honey"

"Kate Beahan as Sister Willow"

"Erika Shaye Gair as Rowan"

"Ellen Burstyn as Sister Summersisle"

"Nicolas Cage as Edward Malus"

"Islanders: (chanted as they sacrifice Malus) The drone must die!"

"NOOOOOOO!!! [Edward's last words as he's sacrificed]"

"What is it?! What is it?! What is that, what is that, what is it?! Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees!! Auuuugh!!! They're in my eyes!!! My eyes!!! Aaaauuuurrrrgh!!!"

"What's in the bag? A shark or something?"

"Step away from the bike. [Uttered by Malus as he hijacks Sister Rose's bike at gunpoint]"

"This is murder! Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!"

"Aaron Eckhart as Truck Stop Patron"

"James Franco and Jason Ritter as Bar Guys"

"Diane Delano as Sister Beech"

"Molly Parker as Sister Rose / Sister Thorn"

"Everything you've heard is true."

"[screaming, as she catches a glimpse of the Blair Witch] OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!"