"You know... When my father died, I spent a lot of time thinking maybe I wasn't such a great son. It seemed to me like I could have listened to him a little more, spent some more time with him... I felt so guilty, you know, like he did everything for me, and I didn't do anything for him. Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye."

"Look, Vance! The calilillies are in bloom again."

"[milks cow, tastes its milk] Mmm, chocolatey!"

"[shows Mace his top-secret creation] I call this the hot dog tree, because...Well, it's a hot dog tree."

"[sings] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!"

"Darrell Hammond — Robertson"

"Erykah Badu — Queen Mousette"

"B. B. King — Malvern Gasperon"

"Junior Wells — Himself"

"Lonnie Brooks — Himself"

"Willie "Too Big" Hall — Himself"

""Blue Lou" Marini — Himself"

"Aretha Franklin — Mrs. Murphy"

"Donald "Duck" Dunn — Himself"

"Steve "The Colonel" Cropper — Himself"

"Tom "Bones" Malone — Himself"

"Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin — Himself"

"Jonny Lang — Custodian"

"Murphy "Murph" Dunne — Himself"

"Eddie Floyd — Himself"

"Wilson Pickett — Himself"

"Jeff Morris — Bob"

"Sam Moore — Reverend Morris"

"James Brown — Reverend Cleophus James"

"Matt "Guitar" Murphy — Himself"

"J. Evan Bonifant — Buster Blues"

"Frank Oz — Warden"

"Steve Lawrence — Maury Sline"

"The Louisiana Gator Boys — Themselves"

"Paul Shaffer — Marco"

"Kathleen Freeman — Mother Mary Stigmata"

"Nia Peeples — Lieutenant Elizondo"

"Joe Morton — Cab Chamberlain"

"John Goodman — "Mighty" Mack McTeer"

"Dan Aykroyd — Elwood Blues"

"The Blues are Back."

"Raul Julia - Gomez Addams"

"Anjelica Houston - Morticia Addams"

"[repeated line] Uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-uh!"

"[to Morticia] Cara mia."

"[to Fester] I despised you!"

"Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams"

"Carol Kane - Grandmama"

"[rushing from the hospital room, bursting] It's an Addams!"

"Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?"

"Children, why do you hate the baby?"

"Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams"