"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."

"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."

"Mena Suvari — Lisa Parker"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas — Arnold "Arnie" Thomas"

"Eli/Eliach Craig — Chuck Potter"

"Justin Urich — Brad Winters"

"Rachel Blanchard — Monica Jones"

"Charlotte Ayanna — Tracy Campbell"

"Zachery Ty Bryan — Eric Stark"

"Dylan Bruno — Mark Bing"

"J. Smith Cameron — Barbara Lang"

"Amy Irving — Sue Snell"

"Jason London — Jesse Ryan"

"Emily Bergl — Rachel Lang"

"This March, terror runs in the family."

"Don't cross her... It could be deadly."

"What if you have the power to move objects with your mind? What if everyone gave you a reason to use that power?"

"Every teen thinks terrible thoughts... Hers are deadly."

"Looks can kill."

"(to Sue) With all due respect, lady, you are seriously batshit. I am walking back into the real world now."

"(angry) Is that all I was to you, Jesse? Thirty points?!?"

"I always wanted to be one of the shiny, happy people."

"Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die."

"(going back to the old school) The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night."

"(to Rachel) It's a trait, Rachel. You've inherited it. Telekineis; the ability to move objects with your mind."

"I had a traumatic experience in high school. I tried to help someone, and it backfired horribly."

"Misery loves family."

"And you thought your parents were embarrassing."

"Terem - Moses"

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"Ray Santiago - Jorge Villalobos"

"Alanna Ubach - Isabel Villalobos"

"Spencer and Bradley Pickren - Little Jack / LJ"

"Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes"

"Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes"

"Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker"

"Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker"

"Ben Stiller - Greg Focker"

"Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes"

"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"[voiceover of his letter to Sirius Black] "Dear Padfoot, I hope you're all right. It's starting to get colder here. Winter is definitely on the way. In spite of being back at Hogwarts, I feel more alone than ever. I know you, of all people, will understand.""

"Helena Bonham Carter – Bellatrix Lestrange"

"Bonnie Wright – Ginny Weasley"

"Katie Leung – Cho Chang"