"I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films—these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the fuckin' truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life."

"We have one of those conversations where everything clicks, meshes, corresponds, locks, where even our pauses, even our punctuation marks, seem to be nodding in agreement."

"It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like."

"Rob Lowe - Benjamin Kane"

"Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong"

"Alice Cooper with Pete Friesen, Derek Sherinian, Stef Burns, and Jimmy DeGrasso as themselves"

"Robert Patrick - T-1000"

"Chaz Healy - Concert-goer"

"Carmen Filpi - Old Man Withers"

"Charles Noland - Ron Paxton"

"Dana Carvey - Garth Algar"

"Robin Ruzman - a waitress"

"Ione Skye - Elyse"

"Donna Dixon - Garth's dream woman"

"Frederick Coffin - Officer Koharski"

"Mike Hagerty - Davy"

"Ed O'Neill - Glen"

"Frank DiLeo - rock promoter Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp"

"Meat Loaf - Tiny"

"Chris Farley - the well-informed security guard"

"Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell"

"Kurt Fuller - Russell Finley"

"Colleen Camp - Mimi Vanderhoff"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Noah Vanderhoff"

"Sean Gregory Sullivan - Phil, Wayne and Garth's perpetually wasted friend"

"Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen! Sh'yeah! And monkeys might fly outta' my butt! Ah, the MirthMobile..."

"Dan Bell - Neil"

"Lee Tergeson - Terry"

"Michael DeLuise - Alan"

"Lara Flynn Boyle - Stacy"