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"Y'all have any mozzarella cheesesticks?"
"I used to be wilder than a buck. I used to try a little coke here and there. I've smoked a little crack, you know what I mean. I've tried this and that. My favorite buzz—choice of buzz—is marijuana. I love marijuana; i'm a pothead."
"Billy called up here and he said, 'I'll bury you beside your cold, dead daddy, you motherfucker.'"
"You gotta kill the cow to get that beef or what, buddy? Shit."
"15 minutes later, Billy Hastings was laying up there puttin' his face back together. So you tell me who got the better end of that deal."
"Don't give me that look, you bitch. I'll smack that frown off your face."
"She's not lookin'. Renee! [honks horn] Hey. Hey Tanner! They took her baby [points at Kirk]. She had her baby. CPS took it. She's cryin'...her."
"Well, we're in Lincoln County on Bodger Road, going to pick up Charlie Green, which could be my husband...which is my husband."
"[talking on the phone] Huh? What's PCP? No I've never done Angel Dust."
"Let me show you my no-good, son-of-a-bitchin' husband. His name's Charles; he's a bastard and a cheater."
"Tell'em that bastard hit you!"
"My ass don't stink."
"Poney White — Poney"
"Well, when my father passed away everyone just went wild."
"Now I gotta share my medicine [uses prescription bottle to crush pill on hospital nightstand]."
"My favorite verse is Matthew 21:22. And when everything's--you're asking a prayer about believing, you will receive. But you've got to believe it."
"I believe God is saying...'get your shit together.'"
"I want Dennis to see it 'cause I hate that motherfucker. I mean, I'm a people person and I can get along with the Devil, but I hate that son-of-a-bitch. I hate him."
"I had to pee."
"I'll just run up into traffic and they can just kill me!"
"When I met Dennis, I liked him 'cause he looked good. Feel me? And, you know, he had it going on; he had a job. And I love 18-wheelers, and he drove an 18-wheeler. And then he ends up screwing my cousin, and then I ends up stabbing his ass. But the night I stabbed him, it was cool, because my grandmaw—y'all know Maw Maw—she cleaned up the blood and hid the knife so there was no evidence, so they couldn't take me to jail."
"I like to fight and I'm a hell of a fighter. I'm not going to give up. I don't give up that easy!"
"I meant to slit his throat, and that's for real. I meant to kill that motherfucker."
"I've been in trouble many times. Fightin', cussin' out the cop, drug charges. I've been so many times I can't count."
"Now like if you started some shit with me, it would be, I'd like, I'd fight you."
"I love to fight."
"I'll make it — All I can say is this cat's a hustler."
"They tried to charge me with accessory and I told him, I said, 'just go ahead and send my ass to jail 'cause I'm not a snitch.' I wouldn't snitch nobody out."
"I have to admit, if there's a pill laid out there, I'm gonna do it...'cause I know I only got 48 hours to do it in."
"It'd ate a hole out my brain, and the doctor told my wife when they'd come to get me out of the hospital, mental institution... He said, "I'ma tell ya, his brain cell is eat up like a pile of cigarette ashes," but I don't know which cell it is in my head."
"Uh-uh, I think six cans of pop is too much. It's hyping you up."
"Turn me on, turn me loose."
"Can I say one thing? Fuck you, Dennis."
"Boone County's my downfall. I love it, but if I'm here too long...it just...it's like it's my hole, and it sucks me in...and fucks me up."
"Virginia White — Virginia"
"I got a lot of things I gotta do this week...contact my husband Charles, discuss our divorce."
"Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years."
"A true motion picture about surfing. Filmed in Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Tahiti, Hawaii and California."
"The Search for the Perfect Wave"
"The kids in the village really got excited about surfing. They got so excited they started ripping down their houses."
"[Describing the contents of Mike and Robert's suitcase] Six pairs of trunks, two boxes of wax, some modern sounds and in case of injury, one bandaid."
"The rates here were unbelievable; thirty dollars a day each. As you walked through the front door they stamped 'sucker' on your forehead."
"It's just like riding waves back in the U.S.A., except you aren't. You're in Africa. They couldn't get over being in Africa. Mike would pull out of a wave, paddle over to Robert and say, "Robert, guess what? We're in Africa!" I don't know what it was, but it was really hard to accept."
"As Phil Edwards says of Miki, "his style is so advanced, most surfers don't even understand what he's trying to do.""
"When Corky does something strange everybody for 50 yards knows all about it. "Hey did you guys see that El Rollo, boy it was a beauty!" Yeah big deal Corky."
"It was so expensive in Senegal they decided to leave. A cup of coffee costed the equivalent of one American dollar in Senegalese Francs."
"This is a girl. And for those of you who are mal-adjusted, this is a Malibu Outrigger."
"They couldn't speak English and Mike couldn't speak their language. They paddled by and said something like "Om Gowa Mungie Wung Ow." Mike smiled and said, "yeah man, hang ten." They thought that was great; they went stroking out saying "hang ten, hang ten." The only English word they know is "hang ten.""
"Alejandro Repullés - Gonzalo Pizarro"
"Helena Rojo - Inez de Atienza"