"You’re very lucky to be invited up to Frank’s Laboratory, some people would give their right arm for the privilege. (People like you?) Ha! I’ve seen it!"

"[singing] Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said, 'Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity', but he locked the door and threw away the key."

"[singing] It was great when it all began/ I was a regular Frankie fan."

"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again! I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing! You're like a sponge, you take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion! Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!"

"He's okay!"

"[watching Brad and Janet being stripped to their underwear.] Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!"

"[singing.] Well I was walking down the street, just a-havin' a think/ When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise/ He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change/ Time meant nothin', never would again!"

"Tell us about it, Janet!"

"But I thought you liked them! ...They liked you."

"I ask for nothing! ...Master."

"[frustrated] Ahh, I grow weary of this world! When do we return to Transylvania, huh?!"

"[bangs gong.] Master! Dinner is prepared!"

"Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. [beat.] Shift it!"

"[singing]It's so dreamy / Oh, fantasy, free me! / So you can't see me / No, not at all. In another dimension, / With voyeuristic intention, / Well secluded, I see all."

"You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky! WE'RE ALL LUCKY! [laughs.]"

"How sentimental...And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading; but, you see, you are to remain here...in spirit, anyway."

"[After answering the door for Brad and Janet] Hellooo... [After thunder and lightning flash] I think perhaps you better both...come inside."

"[referring to Frank'N'Furter and Columbia'] They didn't like me!...They never liked me!"

"Say good-bye to all of this. (Good-bye, all of this!) And say hello... to oblivion. (Hello, oblivion; how's the wife and kids?)"

"[singing] Frank'N'Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam."

"[laughing with Magenta, cuts off suddenly and turns to her] Hahahahaha—SHUT UP!"

"You know this earthling? [correcting himself.] This... person?"

"[while Frank-N-Furter is hitting him with a whip] MERCYYYYYYY!"

"Everything is in readiness, Master. We merely await your... word."

"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."

"[singing] It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll."

"You're wet. [after observing an obviously drenched Brad and Janet]"

"On a night out... (It was a Day's Inn) it was a night out they were going to remember (For how long?) for a very long time."

"[Last spoken lines.] And crawling (Where?) on the planet's face, (What did you have for breakfast?) some insects (How'd you run your phone bill up so high?) called the human race. (Where's your neck?) Lost in time, (What's your favorite TV show?) lost in space... (What does this film lack?) and meaning."

"[reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its slave."

"It's just a jump to the left."

"I would like (You would, wouldn't you?), if I may (You may not.), to take you (Where?) on a strange journey. (How strange was it? It was so strange, they made a movie about it!)"

"Well, really, That’s no way to behave on your first day out… but, uhmm, since your such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to forgive you."

"'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home."

"[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it!"

"[singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray? / That delicate satin-draped frame; / As it clung to her thigh, / How I started to cry, / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same!"

"COME! We are ready for the floor show!"

"Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?"

"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

"[singing] Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard!"

"[singing] Planet Schmanet, Janet!!!"

"Ok? Ok!? I think we can do better then that! Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"

"[singing] It's something you'll get used to! A mental mind fuck can be nice!"

"[singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss!"

"That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"