"Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm goingto take it back from them... You should understand what I'm talking about! You got replaced just like me?!"

"We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. In every country! We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. Imagine a puppy that never grows up, never gets old. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. I give you the only thing you'll ever love, the Forever Puppy!"

"James McGrath — Wizzie the Alarm Clock"

"Brian Hopkins — Airport Security Guard"

"Bratty kid!"

"No, Ted and Janice. You don't even know their names. You're just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!"

"I don't want your filthy money."

"Upsies. l need upsies."

"Let's just say, I'm the boss."

"(to Jimbo) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers."

"Hang on to your diaper!"

"Georgia Engel as Bobbie"

"Gordon Tootoosis as Sheriff Gordy"

"I WISH YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN!!"

"Cody Cameron as Mr. Weenie"

"Martin Lawrence as Boog"

"Ashton Kutcher as Elliot"

"And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!"

"Glenn Harmon — Airport Announcer"

"J. G. Quintel — Mordecai / Hi-Five Ghost / Future Mordecai / Future Hi-Five Ghost"

"Jason Mantzoukas — Mr. Ross"

"David Koechner — Principal Dean"

"Mark Richard Hamill — Skips / Future Skips"

"William Salyers — Rigby / Future Rigby"

"Sam Marin — Benson / Pops / Muscle Man / Future Benson / Future Pops / Future Muscle Man"

"Evan Sabara - Fireworks Boy #2"

"Garnett Sailor"

"Phil Proctor - Man on Train"

"Jordan Orr - Fireworks Boy #1"

"Wilbur Pauley"

"Peter Samuel"

"Steve Buscemi — Mr. Wesley"

"Joe Flaherty — Jeb"

"Carole Cook — Pearl"

"Mickie McGowan"

"Charles Dennis — Rico"

"Randy Quaid — Alameda Slim Senior"

"Cuba Gooding Jr. — Buck"

"Jennifer Tilly — Grace"

"Judi Dench — Mrs. Caloway"

"Roseanne Barr — Maggie"

"Cows only."

"[from trailer] Let's not put the cows before the horse."

"Linda Kerns"

"Charles Haid — Lucky Jack Rabbit"

"Kevin Ligon"

"Leslie Jordan - Photographer"

"Pam Hamill"

"Roger L. Jackson - Tommy"