"I-I'm so sorry! You came out of nowhere so I thought you were a pervert and smacked you! Are you OK? He's completely out... but he looks really happy. Odd..."

"That marionette is very dangerous. You need to get away from it right now! Ah! Wait!"

"He disappeared... He could have killed me in an instant if he wanted to... but it seemed like he was focused on... something else. What did he want?"

"I think you'd be a lot more popular if you tried smiling a little more. Hmm... Then again, some people might be into that "as cold as ice" personality..."

"I don't mind you trying to copy me, just don't do anything to confuse the residents of Orient Town."

"You shouldn't be naughty, little girl... You're too pretty."

"What beautiful skin... You look like a little doll... I'm so jealous. It looks like it must be hard to take care of."

"Everyone calls you the Grim Reaper, so I didn't know what kind of monster to expect... but you seem pretty normal. You look pretty cool though."

"It's been a while. You're such a gentleman, as always. This time, I'm the one at fault, but there's something I really have to do... forgive me."

"How many times do I have to tell you? My breasts aren't steamed buns! Stop trying to eat them every time you see me!"

"What is this girl...? She's like...a machine."

"Yes, I'm coming!"

"Finishing touch!"

"Time for some action!"

"("Shithole clinic?" Well, I never!)"

"Failure is not falling down, but refusing to get up."

"You really surprised me... who are you?"

"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!"

"I think I'll have one of those too."

"So, the Magical Ironing Board Squad has finally made it here. About time, ladies."

"Faithful Arakune merely did as I asked. He turned you into magical girls and set you into collecting the Boing Cards... for ME. Oh, and that part about your boobs growing when you collect them? Yeah, total lie!"

"Quit your whining, you vapid bags of antlers. Boobs are the foundation society is built upon...! Boobs equal power...! Simply put, bitches, I have the boobs so I make the rules! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What?! You broke my spell?! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE?!"

"H-How could this happen...! How could I have lost to a little girl?! Oh, what a world... oh, what a world...!"

"Honestly, Tager! Huge as you are, you need to mind your surroundings a bit better!"

"If you say so, Jubei. And she doesn't seem traumatized. If anything, she looks... happy."

"All right. Come on, Mr. "It all happened so fast"... I'm still miffed at you."

"Don't wet your panties, Noel!"

"Tsubaki, don't push yourself!"

"Dispatched in Mankind's darkest...uh... *Mumbling* ...oh, forget it!"

"This week's special move! Soar to the sky! Particle FLARE!"

"The Heavens! The Earth! And a million squirrels call to me! Huh? What...they don't?"

"Impressive, huh?"

""Bang!" ...Just kidding!"

"Rise, power of the stars! (ATATATATATA) PLANET CRUSHER!"

"So, that's it, right? I can go now?"

"already myself. no need"

"That's some serious man-boobs you have there, sir... I'd love to offer you a job at our troupe, but we can't have you destroying our stage everyday..."

"Hey hey, stop touching me! You'll get my makeup all over the place. H-Hey, are you listening to me?! I don't have any food... I certainly don't have any food there! Stop!"

"(rough translation) The best team of the strongest warriors. The rise of such a team, is what I wish for."

"Stay tuned! Your questions will be answered in the next episode!"

"Reflect on your sins!"

"Shishigami Ninpo Forbidden Art: FU-RIN-KA-ZAN!!!"

"As you have said... many times, I am an idiot."

"Where is the young master!?"

"No matter what strange sorcery you may use, you cannot escape my sight! Today your evil deeds shall end! I, Sir Bang, will punish you!"

"Did somebody call for a superhero!? No matter! A superhero has arrived anyway! Dedicated to protecting the peace, dreams, and order of Kagutsuchi! Bang Shishigami, a man whose passion burns whenever there's battle around, has arrived!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAAAAY?!"