"That is right, MUPPETS! I... am CONSTANTINE... the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal, and a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person! And now... I have only one thing to say to you FOOLS! GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

"The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese. Nailed it."

"Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!"

"[menacing Fozzie and Walter] You have wocka'd your last wocka, bear."

"It was vertigo, not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two."

"What is happening? Why am I flying?"

"Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says "BOTHER ME"?!?!"

"First rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule because it is so obvious."

"Bad move, frog."

"Mak Wilson as Flying Zucchini Brother #2 and Leprechaun Security Guard #2"

"Andrew Spooner as Baby"

"The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!"

"[beating up Constantine] NO! ONE! TRICKS! ME! INTO! MARRYING! THEM! AND! THEN! HURTS! MY! KERMIE!"

"[about to fight the prison guards] Let's dance."

"[before blowing up the gulag] It's time to light the lights."

"[exploring a theater in Germany] "Hole in the Wall Club"? More like "Hole in the Ground Club"."

"[wincing] Bow before me!"

"[standing up to Constantine] Oh, brother! You may be the world's most dangerous frog, but you're still a frog!"

"It's fed up and bossy being mean."

"Hi-lo! I am Kermit."

"Dominic is terrific. From now on, let's do whatever he says, hmm?"

"[to Walter] Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure, during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?"

"Iestyn Evans as Flying Zucchini Brother #3 and Baby"

"Warrick Brownlow-Pike as Baby"

"Sidney Ralitsoele as Wasimbu"

"Christoph Waltz as Leon Rom"

"Samuel L. Jackson as George Washington Williams"

"A new threat awaits"

"Margot Robbie as Jane Clayton"

"You, are Tarzan. Lord of the apes, King of the jungle. "Me, Tarzan. You, Jane.""

"[Explaining to George as the village sings around the campfire] They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less."

"Leopold has spent the last 7 years getting control of the Congo. He used up his entire fortune building that railroad of his, and shut off access to 99% of the country. Why? Because he wants to be the first monarch in history who doesn't want people to see his good deeds? I don't buy it."

"[Narrating] They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them."

"At the Berlin conference of 1884, the world's colonial powers took it upon themselves to divide up the African Congo. King Leopold of Belgium claimed the vast Congo basin, rich in ivory and minerals. Five years later he had run up high debts in his ambition to exploit his new colony. Desperate for funds and running out of money to pay his army, he sent his most trusted servant, Leon Rom, to the Congo to source the legendary diamonds of Opar."