"Richard: Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows unt…"

"Richard: I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Em…"

"Richard: Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me."

"Richard: Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."

"Richard: Bad news Cale, I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fe…"

"Richard:Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth, who would dare oppose me now?"

"Richard: No idea what he is talking about, but I respect his attitude and willingness to kill."

"Krunch: I'm being defended by a girl who frequently regurgitated on me not very long ago."

"Richard: Killing means never having to say you're sorry."

"Richard: Cale? I noticed someone submitted a note into the suggestion box. "We should kill all the survivors and take…"