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"Richard: Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny."
"Richard: I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during spring time. You should visit sometime."
"Richard: Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me."
"Richard: Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."
"Richard: Bad news Cale, I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."
"Richard:Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth, who would dare oppose me now?"
"Richard: No idea what he is talking about, but I respect his attitude and willingness to kill."
"Krunch: I'm being defended by a girl who frequently regurgitated on me not very long ago."
"Richard: Killing means never having to say you're sorry."
"Archmage: The sun rises,"
"Richard: Attack him. The winner gets to be my pet for all eternity...or until I find something with larger teeth. And a fork."
"Richard: Quite the dilemma. We kill the child and we return to our time. Or we torture then kill the child, and we return to our time. Decisions, decisions."
"Richard: I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire."
"Richard: Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen."
"Richard: Cale? I noticed someone submitted a note into the suggestion box. "We should kill all the survivors and take their shoes." It's signed anonymously. We'll never know who wrote it. I wrote it."
"Richard: 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as Lord of the Dance."
"Richard: I'm adding Lord of the Dance to my titles."
"Ray'd: I didn't expect to find you in the middle of a battle. Was the library closed?"
"Richard: If the glove does fit, I definitely killed it."
"Richard: Objection!"
"Cale: Did I just go fwoosh?"
"Richard: Your life isn't important, Cale. Focus on what's at stake. Am I going to be okay?"
"Cale: I asked you to scout ahead of the army, Richard."
"Benny: They sing well."
"Richard: The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless. For everything else, there's fwoosh."
"Richard: It's time for me to stop all this adventuring. I need to settle down. Find a farm, a family. Then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family."
"Cale: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.