"There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.""

"Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?"

"Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way."

"I hate fucked up families."

"But MOST of all... fuck YOU!"

"Ain't the only thing tasty in this house."

"We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit."

"[after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever. Now, I'm gonna remove your gap... But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines... you got me?"

"Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"

"What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?"

"Bill... He's a good guy, Ohhh hoo... He's been great help to me. A real blessin'... I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. Total Block, Total Block! But Bill... He's OK."

"It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him."

"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!"

"Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs."

"The most shocking tale of carnage ever seen."

"Gregg Gibbs - Dr. Wolfenstein"

"Rob Zombie (uncredited) - Dr. Wolfenstein's assistant"

"Joe Dobbs III - Gerry "Goober" Ober"

"Walter Phelan - S. Quentin Quale / Dr. Satan"

"William H. Basset - Sheriff Frank Huston"

"David Reynolds - Richard "Little Dick" Wick"

"Harrison Young - Don Willis"

"Irwin Keyes - Ravelli"

"Michael J. Pollard - Stucky"

"The movie some never wanted you to see."

"Chad Bannon - Killer Karl"

"We all share a common destination."

"Death is back and is really, really, really closer than before."

"This Summer, death decides how... fate decides when."

"Dr Leonetti: [to Olivia] What made you decide to take the leap today?"

"Agent Block: Two deaths? Alright, that's a coincidence. Three? That's a pattern."