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"But you're not the same, are you? They hardly get my pulse rate up. You are the one I've been waiting for. It was foretold that a half-striped zebra would be born, and make one of us the most powerful leopard that ever lived. But I killed my own clan so that I could have you."
"You I'd savor slowly. One stripe at a time."
"You are the half, the half that will complete me."
"There’s only ONE way to find out."
"You're getting under my skin, Khumba."
"Surrender to your destiny."
"Well, eating you will!"
"I Know what you’re thinking."
"Well, hello there. Excuse me. How are you today? Feeling different, peculiar, left out, having trouble fitting in? Am I right? That's why I'm here. I'm here to help. My name is Skalk."
"You want more stripes, but you think there's no way in the world you could get more stripes. Am I right? Am I wrong? Am I? Of course I'm right."
"Stop, stop, stop. I've got the answers to all your problems right here. Skalk's 100% natural, herb, miracle formula. Guaranteed to bring out the natural stripe in you."
"No, no, no, wait. I know what you're thinking. How could that be? But I tell you it works... on anything. Even a rock. Samples of my work right here. But if you want to trek all the way across the Karoo and back, that's all right by me."
"Normally, it's very, very, very hard to get, but act now, the miracle natural stuff is yours for the shockingly low price of, say... a little water for me and my buddies?"
"I personally know there's enough water back at your herd to give it away. Saw the wet muzzles with my own eyes. Wouldn't hurt for you to ask."
"Good evening, madam. What a treat running into such a lovely lady on such a lovely evening. With a fine feather duster, I might add."
"But I ain’t done nothing wrong yet."
"As for fun, I was providing adult supervision."
"Come on, guys. He's our ticket to all that water the zebras are hogging."
"He's going to eat you. Sorry, kid. I did my best."
"Go for the hoof. That's her Achilles' heel. She's got four of them."
"Wait, wait, I know what you're thinking, that I messed with the herd."
"You know, guys... I don't know. Sometimes I don't think you see the bigger picture."
"It was off the cuff. A little bit of this, a whole lot of us. You know, team work."
"I can fix that. I've got a natural blend of herbs and flowers. I'll go get you some. It kills nasty odors dead. It works on dog, cat, dog... [when Phango grabs him] DO-Oh!"
"I Tried to avoid that."
"Are you feeling old, cranky, all alone with no herd to call your own?"
"Hey, now, wait. I know what you're thinking. But I'm no wolf in sheep's clothing. But you and me, we can make a great partnersheep. Sheep joke."
"Where's the rest of your pack? Well, we grew apart. Creative differences."
"Whether or not it's Khumba's fault, if it doesn't rain soon, we'll have to leave, take our chances out there."
"Mkhulu, while we wait for the rains, maybe we should ration the water."
"Khumba, you put the herd at risk. For the next week, you'll drink only half your rations. Half rations... for half zebras."
"I can't think when I last saw a zebra outside the fence."
"And it doesn't help that you can't find a drop of water to drink."
"Some birds are just not meant to be caged, hey, Bradley?"
"This was on the map, right?"
"Why the rush, fellows? Migration season already?"
"I've got to hand it to you, Khumba. You sure are one of a kind."
"Something wrong with being different?"
"Bradley, be careful."
"I swear. If you two kill yourselves, I'll kill you both. Be careful, Khumba!"
"We have to warn Khumba."
"Maybe going back is the only way to move on."
"Whatever. From now on, we're sticking together."
"You're mocking me, because I’m flightless!"
"The farm was my home, but life can be cruel when you're a breed apart, and no one understands your fab works of art. I've been persecuted, stigmatised. You might think I've been demoralized. Oh, yeah. But I will survive Although all my life, I've been ostracised. Patronised, decaberized. Traumatized. On several occasions, I've been hospitalized. What I've been through, the doctor visualized. I know they all make fun, but when all is said and done, I was ostracized. Oh, yeah, laugh at me. Laugh away, make fun. But when all is said and done, I was ostracized."
"Oh, I'm not a cleaning implement. I am an artiste."
"Did you hear what he said about my feathers? Take him down, Mama V."
"Well, it's too late for some of us."
"Well, I personally saw the mantis once. He was very complimentary about my feathers. Maybe not the mantis, but a mantis. Okay, yes, a stick insect. Point is, he liked the feathers."
"No one has ever gazed upon the mighty black eagle and lived."