"A male child is produced by a greater quantity of male seed, a female child by the prevalence of the female; if both are equal, a third-sex child [napumsaka] or boy and girl twins are produced; if either are weak or deficient in quantity, a failure of conception results."

"It is … extremely sturdy and will last for decades."

"For some people, this supercharged toy is the only thing that can ensure an orgasm. For others, it may be the fastest and least complicated route to ecstasy."

"About 90% of the women with whom you play with sexually will very quickly orgasm with this vibrator."

"The Hitachi is the secretly world famous heavyweight champ of buzzing sex toys, earning its trophy for consistently beating out even the most stubborn clitoral orgasms."

"This vibrator is strong—iron-pumping, pulling mac trucks kind of strong."

"The genius is in its simplicity."

"Invest in a Hitachi Magic Wand. This 'personal massager' has been declared a guaranteed orgasm generator by thousands of women over three decades."

"The 'guaranteed orgasm generator' you're looking for is the Hitachi Magic Wand by Vibratex."

"For said women who are (un)blissfully unaware, The Hitachi Magic Wand is the mother of all vibrators."

"Since hitting the market … the Wand remains virtually unmatched in vibrating power and durability."

"She told me to get a Hitachi Magic Wand, but to be careful of its power, both physical and psychological, as it's an addictive agent right behind heroin."

"My only previous vibrator experience was a pink plastic thing that held two D-cell batteries and the Hitachi was a whole 'nother world."

"The thing is legendary."

"While the Hitachi Magic Wand really is great for using on the whole body to relax, Hitachi won't admit that its massive sales figures appear to add up to a lot more than demand for back massages."

"It’s the President of Vibrator City and the Mayor of Vibratorsville."

"It remains my favorite vibrator to this day."

"It can deliver powerful, reliable vibrations, not only to the clit but also to the entire external vulva."

"I tell women who are having problems with orgasms to masturbate. The vibrator is a very effective way to masturbate, and the Hitachi Magic Wand, if not the best, is one of the best vibrators out there."

"I'm not saying I don't like other toys, and I'm definitely open to trying new ones, but this is my favorite, the one I go to when I don't want to waste time, when I just want to cut to the chase, and I imagine it always will be."

"It may not be the prettiest sex toy around, and it's loud and not exactly subtle, but all those are small concerns next to what it can do for my pussy."

"It's powerful. Plain and simple, it provides the sensation I like against my clit and along my vulva. I know some women temper the intensity with a towel, but I like it direct and strong."

"The classic Hitachi Magic Wand is the old reliable, go-to vibrator for many women, for so many reasons."

"I've been using it for so long that I have a sentimental attachment to it. Looking at my Hitachi, even a brand-new one, reminds me of many other times I've enjoyed one, kind of like when you hook up with an ex."

"Hitachi makes such a good vibrator, I think I’ll buy one of their TVs!"

"Originally designed as a 'back massager,' the Hitachi is pants-down the strongest vibrator ever."

"Evidently, Mr. Hitachi Sr. didn't like the idea that his massage machine was giving millions of women orgasms."

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

"The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry."

"The eyes are the nipples of the face."

"And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide."

": Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? ... : Yes, I did. : Toughened your nipples, didn't it?"

"Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!"

"The video has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which Boris Yeltsin cuts off his own arms and legs."

"My brains are going out my nipples."

": Why are your nipples poking into me?! : Sorry! That happens when I'm cold. : But why are there three of them?! : There aren't! Two of them are moles. : Those numbers still don't add up!"

"Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep. Two nipples, no waiting."

": I want to see her nipples. : But this is a Christmas show. : Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples! : You can barely see them nipples. : See? And these guys are really looking!"

"Have ye beheld (with much delight) A red rose peeping through a white? Or else a cherry, double grac’d, Within a lily centre plac’d? Or ever mark’d the pretty beam A strawberry shows half-drown’d in cream? Or seen rich rubies blushing through A pure smooth pearl and orient too? So like to this, nay all the rest, Is each neat niplet of her breast."

"Shall I believe That unsubstantial death is amorous, And that the lean abhorred monster keeps Thee here in dark to be his paramour?"

"[[Prostitution|[P]rostitution]], adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia … should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness. Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. … For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants)."

"The classical "Sleeping Beauty" tales embody a necrophilic fantasy, in which a corpse is restored to life. Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" conveys a similar fantasy."

"All we have is the past, but for people of the future, there's not even going to be a history there. The history of recorded music has turned into a flat fucking screen of an iTunes playlist. I'm preserving something that's going extinct! That's all rock'n'roll has been since day one. It's all necrophilia."

"Three types of necrophiles, with varying degrees of severity are described. The first is the pseudo necrophile, also called a fantasy necrophile; this is an individual who either fantasizes about sex with dead bodies or has sex with dead bodies only periodically. The pseudo nacrophile prefer the sexual partner to be alive but pretend to be dead, and there are many reports from prostitutes that their clients make them partake in this behavior. A second classification of necrophile is the regular necrophile; this is an individual has regularly intercourse with dead bodies. He is attracted to corpses and frequently works in an occupation where there is access to dead bodies, such as coroner, or in a place like a morgue or graveyard…. The third degree of necrophilic behavior, where is the person is labeled a homicidal nechrophile. The person kills in order to have intercourse with dead bodies, which is an extreme form of the paraphilia."

"Neither psychosis, mental retardation, nor sadism appears to be inherent in necrophilia. The most common motive for necrophilia is possession of an unresisting and unrejecting partner. Necrophiles often choose occupations that put them in contact with corpses. Some necrophiles who had occupational access to corpses committed homicide nevertheless."

"The ancient Egyptians took precautions against necrophilia by prohibiting the corpses of the wives of men of rank from being delivered immediately to the embalmers, for fear that the embalmers would violate them."

"Similar legends exist about King Waldemar and Charlemagne."