"Peek-a-boo! Please, let me outta here, Andy. It's dark here. I promise I won't kill anyone else, OK? Now open the goddamn door! Let me out, you little dick! Let me the fuck out!"

"Did you miss me, Andy? I sure missed you. I told you, we are gonna be friends to the end and now it's time to play. I've got a new game, sport. It's called "Hide the Soul", and guess what? You're it."

"Playtime's over."

"Why fight it, Andy? We're going to be very close. In fact, we're gonna be fucking inseparable."

"Tim Gunn - himself"

"Tuesday Knight - herself"

"Miley Cyrus - herself"

"Liza Minnelli - herself"

"Penélope Cruz - Carmen García Carrión"

"Art Malik - Sheikh Khaled"

"Dhaffer L'Abidine - Mahmud"

"Omid Djalili - Mr. Safir, Hotel Manager"

"Viola Harris - Gloria Blatch"

"Raza Jaffrey - Gaurau"

"Max Ryan - Dr. Rikard Spirt"

"Megan Boone - Allie"

"Noah Mills - Nicky Marentino"

"Alice Eve - Erin (Charlotte's Irish nanny)"

"Lynn Cohen - Magda"

"Mario Cantone - Anthony Marentino"

"Willie Garson - Stanford Blatch"

"Jason Lewis - Jerry "Smith" Jerrod"

"Evan Handler - Harry Goldenblatt"

"David Eigenberg - Steve Brady"

"John Corbett - Aidan Shaw"

"Chris Noth - John James Preston / Mr. Big"

"Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes"

"Kristin Davis - Charlotte York Goldenblatt"

"Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones"

"Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw"

"Madeleine Stowe - Maria McGuire (uncredited)"

"Dan Lauria - Capt. Phil Coldshank"

"Sharon Schaffer - Tilghman"

"Christopher Doyle - McNamara"

"Sharon Maughan - Barbara Burnside"

"Miguel Ferrer - Tony Castellano"

"John Rubinstein - D.A. Thomas Hassrick"

"Cathy Moriarty - Luella Delano"

"Marcia Strassman - Pam O'Hara"

"Dennis Farina - Brian O'Hara"

"Rosie O'Donnell - A.D.A. Gina Garrett"

"Emilio Estevez - Det. Bill Reimers"

"They're on the look out for thrills, action and adventure."

"Richard Dreyfuss - Det. Chris Lecce"

"Rachel Howard - Chili"