"Dagget:"Why didn't you just tell us that to begin with?" Norbert:"Did you think we couldn't handle the truth? We can handle the truth!" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

"Dagget:"In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck, cease and desist!" Norbert:"That's right! I insist on the desisting!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

"Dagget:"That creature. It's trying... to communicate... with us." Norbert:"I knew I should have studied Snail instead of Spanish." (when meeting Gary)"

"Dagget:"Look at me! I'm a super spy!" Norbert:"What are we supposed to do with it again?" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

"Dagget:"What gives? I thought we'd be home by now." Norbert:"Something tells me there's more afoot in this tale!" (Finding themselves in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Mess with the cat, get the claws." (battling player, also used when Garfield is granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

""You're almost more irritating than Monday" (battling player)"

""Not being in control of my mind was horrible! Luckily, I had full control of my stomach." (when unlocked)"

""I guess there's no avoiding this." (before fight)"

""Personally, I did not enjoy that one bit." (after losing)"

""That'll be the day a cat doesn't finish off a fish." (after win)"

""This must be a trick because it sure isn't a treat." (before fight)"

""I'm glad that's over with. Can I get some food now?" (after losing)"

""I'd celebrate, but it'd take too much energy." (after win)"

""I bet those claws could scratch that itch I just can't reach." (before fight)"

""And this is why I hate Mondays." (after losing)"

""So... don't I get cake?" (after win)"

""Play all you want. Just pretend I'm listening." (before fight)"

""What about my needs?" (after losing)"

""What's up with her? Don't know. Don't care." (after win)"

""If he destroys the universe, that means no more lasagna!" (first encounter)"

""You say "grovel" I hear "gravy" and now I'm hungry all over again." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

""I woke up from my nap for this?" (after losing)"

""So do I get a prize? Is there a celebration dinner? How does this work?" (first encounter, after win)"

""Whatever that was, it's time for my nap." (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

""Uh..." (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

""Somewhere, a plate of lasagna is going cold. If that's not something to fight for, I don't know what is." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

""I think you mean "inertia". I'm a body at rest, so I'm going to stay that way." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

""No one keeps me up past naptime and gets away with it. Now, send me home and stop messing with the universe." (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""Uhh... what now?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Hey, you got in the way of my nap first." (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

""Thanks for all that yapping. I was able to catch up on some sleep." (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""Not edible but still useful. Can this be over now?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""This guy just doesn't get it, does he?" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""Well, whenever he's done ranting, I hope he sends me home." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Uhh... that can't be good." (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

""Why's he here? This is making less sense by the minute, and usually that doesn't bother me." (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Trapped in this conversation, maybe." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

""What can I say?" (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

""Keep talking guy. Zzzz" (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

""zzzz..." (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)"

""Keep it down, would ya?" (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

""Swallow your pride so I can swallow some lasagna." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""Fine." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""As you can see, I am not known for my compassion." (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""Threaten my lasagna, will you?!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""Well, at least I built up an appetite. Not that I ever lost mine." (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""Lie. Don't lie. I just want to lie down." (Clockwork apologizing for his deception)"