""Looks like I outsmarted you. Nice try though. It's over for you and your evil schemes and high time you sent everyone back home." (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""Now if I'd invented that machine, that never would have happened. Meanwhile... HEEEELLLPPP!!!" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Don't look at me. At least my inventions work. Usually." (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

""Were you in the debate club in school?" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""Seems like your machine has shut down. Guess there's nothing left for you to do but give up, huh?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""Don't feel bad about your machine. It's like... umm, what's that saying about eggs and omelets?" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""Another evil plan stopped! Now... it's time for you to activate those fancy portals and take us home." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""I seem to have miscalculated." (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

""Your presence is illogical. Care to explain yourself?" (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

""You're not making sense. Why would the other ghost trap us here too if I beat you? Surely he'll be sending us home soon." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Improbable, perhaps. But not impossible. And I figured out how to stop him." (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

""I somehow doubt you were attempting any good deeds. We're here because of your bad ones!" (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

""The lesser of two evils is still pretty evil, you know." (Reminding Vlad of his evil plot)"

""You can say you tried to stop your machine's malfunction all you want, but this still started with you, you know... doing bad things." (Reminding Vlad that the events of the Campaign happened all because of him)"

""I certainly hope you're ready to make amends." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""I say with a high degree of certainty that I'll beat you again, no matter what you have planned." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""I believe I've won, and all the data seems to support this hypothesis." (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""Destroy the universe? What is it with these bad guys and destroying the universe?!" (After Clockwork warns him about Vlad's plans)"

""I hope you have a good explanation for doing that. Even I don't get it." (Asking why Clockwork lured him into a fight with Vlad's clone)"

""I see. I don't approve of your methods but appreciate what you're trying to do." (Understanding why Clockwork sent him to fight Vlad's clone)"

""Aha! So the plot is even more fiendish than I'd calculated!" (First meeting with the evil Clockwork)"

""As thrilling as "end of my days" sounds... it's not for me. I'll be going home now." (Refusing Clockwork's demands to return to the Timeless Stardial)"

""The ghost who brought us here has gone bad. How do we beat him AND get home? It's quite a conundrum." (After the evil Clockwork disappears)"

""I believe he's thrown down the gauntlet. And I'm ready to pick it up!" (After his second meeting with the evil Clockwork)"

""Destroying things is like cotton candy. You get the sugar rush but feel empty afterwards. How about we head back to the Timeless Stardial? That's the only way to cure yourself of the effects of that machine." (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""You've certainly lost your grip, haven't you?" (Before starting the final battle against Clockwork)"

""Time waits for no one, but I wish it had waited for me to win!" (If he loses the fight against Clockwork)"

""I really don't think it's in my best interests to keep fighting for your amusement." (Rematch against Clockwork)"

""So you don't want to play fair, do you?" (After Clockwork uses his powers to refill his health bar)"

""I think I'd rather gargle liquid nitrogen!" (After powering up before delivering the final blow against Clockwork)"

""I did it. You're free of that evil ghost's influence." (After defeating Clockwork and freeing him of the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""It would have been nice to know before this all started!" (Telling Clockwork he should have been honest about succumbing to the mind-altering effects of Vlad's machine)"

""It was fun battling you and all, but now, I gotta blast!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""Amazing! Now I've got to invent a snail translator device!" (when talking to Gary)"

""Excellent craftsmanship. But... I would have helped, you know..." (After receiving the energy dampener from Nora Wakeman)"

""This is very confusing. Logic tells me that if I'd won, I wouldn't still be here." (Wondering why he returned to the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""I guess this is the same as everything else in life: we have no choice by to endure it till it's over." (battling player)"

""Conflict. Battle. Unending suffering. Must be Tuesday." (battling player)"

""Finally, I can think for myself again. And if I can think, I can brood!" (when unlocked)"

""Two words: jellyfish attacks!" (before fight)"

""I guess this is what I get for being a pescatarian." (after losing)"

""Failure. It wasn't an option." (after win)"

""And here I am without my motion sickness pills." (before fight)"

""I guess failure was an option that time." (after losing)"

""I won? Trust me, I'm just as surprised as you are." (after win)"

""Give me a moment, and I'll try to be scared." (before fight)"