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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Tony Hawks: "Who Wants To Be a Legionnaire?""
"Lucy Porter: "Ooh aah, just a little bit, ooh ahh, a little bit more, ooh ahh, just a little bit...""
"Graeme Garden: "Who Do You Think Thou Art?""
"Barry Cryer: "There's Something About Mary.""
"Barry Cryer: "Dad's Armada.""
"Lucy Porter: "You know I can't smile without you, I can't smile without you, I can't laugh and I can't sing, I'm finding it hard to do anything...""
"Rory Bremner: "I've been to paradise but I've Never Been to Leigh""
"Pippa Evans: "I like big butties an' I cannot lie...""
"Rory Bremner: "Corrie Seems to Be the Hardest Word""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Red red wine, goes to my head, makes me forget that I...""
"Graeme Garden: "Caspar the Friendly King.""
"Tony Hawks: "Hit Me with Your Lytham Stick""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Orange is the New Black Death.""
"Rory Bremner: "Under Cheshire""
"Barry Cryer: "Midsomer Myrrh.""
"Gary Delaney: "Timperley for the Devil""
"Andy Hamilton: "C.S.I. Troy.""
"Barry Cryer: "Sorry, I started without you.""
"Miles Jupp: "Gatting to Know You""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm a Divinity, Get Me Out of Here!""
"Pippa Evans: "I can see clearly now the rain has... oh it's started again...""
"Barry Cryer: "Please, put your phone away until we've finished!""
"Graeme Garden: "Dial M for Myrrh.""
"Barry Cryer: "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Manger Mouse.""
"Graeme Garden: "If you don't like the cucumber, you can take it out.""
"Graeme Garden: "Maternity Makeover with Trinny and Hosanna.""
"Graeme Garden: "A Question of Splott.""
"Barry Cryer: "Barry Island Discs.""
"Lucy Porter: "Benaud, is it me you're looking for?""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Out drinking with Bruce Grobelaar...""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Dost Thou Think Thou Art?""
"Graeme Garden: "Doctor Huw Vs. The Harlechs.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I've spent the afternoon stuffing olives.""
"Harry Enfield: "I can see Brierley now the rain has gone...""
"Stephen Fry: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Room.""
"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""
"Richard Osman: "If it doesn't come within 20 minutes, you get a free garlic bread.""
"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""
"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""
"Rob Brydon: "Oh bugger, the skin's come off!""
"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""
"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""
"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""
"Lee Mack: "Oh well, I suppose it only cost me sixty quid...""
"Tony Hawks: "If there's no screwing involved, I can't see how it's going to stay up.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""
"Caroline Quentin: "This looked bigger online.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Last time I tried this I lost my footing and fell into the pit.""