"I was practically running the motel single-handedly by the time I was 15. I was the man of the house, she used to call me that. She depended on me, especially when she was scared. She was scared to death of thunder and lightning."

"I don't kill people anymore."

"The most shocking of them all."

"Norman Bates is back home with Mother again!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the shower!"

"Norman Bates is back to normal. But Mother's off her rocker again!"

"Unlock the terror. Unlock the fear. And enter into the all new nightmare of..."

"Tracy Venable: She was crazy, Norman, but she wasn't your mother... Neither are you!"

"Mother: Why can't you leave my poor son, my poor Norman alone?"

"Nun: Wasn't you own sin red enough? You'll burn in hell for this! You'll burn in hell!"

"I've had enough of this Nancy Drew horseshit from you."

"Norman! What the hell's the matter with you?"

"Stupid bitch! You could have been comin' instead of goin'!"

"[repeated line] Watch the guitar."

"You! You made me do this, your tainted blood in me! [A cartoon laughs from the TV] Don't laugh at me, mother! Don't laugh at me!"

"She can't help it. She can't help the things she does. She's just an old lady. A sick old lady."

"The past is never really the past. It stays with me all the time."

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"

"The Bates Motel is back in business!"

"It's 22 years later, and Norman Bates is coming home."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the shower!"

"Norman Bates is back. Coming home was a bad mistake!"

"It's 22 years later, and Norman Bates is finally coming home."

"Sheriff John Hurt: If you'd seen Mary Loomis at the end, you'd understand. She'd gone mad, even dressed up like Norman's mother. And right up until the end, she was saying Norman was the one who's crazy!"

"Warren Toomey: At least, my customers have a good time! What do yours get, Bates, huh? Dead, that's what they got! Dead, murdered by you, you loony!"

"Just don't let them take me back to the institution."

"Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell."

"We all go a little mad sometimes... yes... sometimes once is enough."

"Check in. Unpack. Relax. Take a shower."

"The horrifying story of a boy and his mother."

"A new vision of the classic nightmare."

"A recreation of the nightmare that started it all..."

"We're always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest."

"Oh, someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000."

"Well, if it doesn't jel, it isn't aspic, and this ain't jelling."

"Headaches are like resolutions. You forget them as soon as they stop hurting."

"[to Sam] You make respectability sound so disrespectful."

"Oh, we have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. They, uh, they moved away the highway."

"I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing."

"I'm not a fool. I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by a woman."

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

"Mother! Oh God! Blood! Blood!"