""IF ANYONE DESERVED TO BE TAKEN INTO THE WOODS AND BEATEN LIKE A DOG, IT'S THAT YOUNG MAN RIGHT THERE" (Spoken about Christian during Wrestlemania after his attack on Trish Stratus."

""AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!" (most famously uttered during the Undertaker Mankind match at King of the Ring 1998)"

""He's been left high and dry" (when someone has missed a top rope maneuver)"

"He's tougher than a two-dollar steak!"

""It's gonna be a slobber knocker!" (said usually referring to the match)"

"It's the Great One, The People's Champion The Rock"

"(A) "Walrus", a "Poor Excuse for a human being", "a hemorrhage on the buttcheek of life" and "no part human." (when talking about Paul Heyman)"

""The World's Angriest announcer" (when talking about Tazz in his blogs)"

"It is the duty of the humor of any given nation in time of high crisis to attack the catastrophe that faces it in such a manner as to cause the people to laugh at it in such a way that they cannot die before they are killed."

"Plant your lands and reap; these be your best gold fields, for all must eat while they live."

"If he'd only known himself half as well as he knew his game, he might have been the best."

"He's humorless, dedicated, relentless, fearless, tireless and reckless, as tightly wound as a power line, about as safe to cross as a mine field."

"Some people have a chip on their shoulder. Billy has a whole lumber-yard."

"Billy Martin proved what a powerful strategic tool paranoia is. He believed that everyone was against him. And so he spent every waking moment figuring out how imaginary enemies could be defeated in their nefarious plots. And sometimes he not only created strategies to defend against things that would never be done against him, but he realized that those attacks were in themselves novel and he would then try those attacks that he had already dreamed up a defense for. That's why he was so wonderful at suicide bunts and double steals and any way that you could humiliate or psychologically defeat the other team, he was sure that's how the world reacted to him. He was sure the world hated him. And so he turned that really raw, frightened paranoia into wonderful strategic intelligence."

"I didn't throw the first punch. I threw the second four."

"To keep the five guys who hate you away from the other five guys who are undecided."

"I may not have been the greatest Yankee to put on the uniform, but I was the proudest."

"Personalities don’t love—they want something."

"For me, reality is God, because it rules."

"When I walk into a room, I know that everyone in it loves me. I just don’t expect them to realize it yet."

"Gratitude is what we are without a story."

"I don’t let go of concepts—I question them. Then they let go of me."

"Reality is always kinder than the story we tell about it."

"Everything happens for me, not to me."

"Forgiveness is realizing that what you thought happened, didn’t."

"How do I know that I don’t need what I want? I don’t have it."

"Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless."

"When I am perfectly clear, what is is what I want."

"If I think you’re my problem, I’m insane."

"You either believe what you think or you question it. There’s no other choice."

"If I had a prayer, it would be this: “God spare me from the desire for love, approval, and appreciation. Amen.”"

"Sanity doesn’t suffer, ever."

"No one can hurt me—that’s my job."

"An unquestioned mind is the world of suffering."

"You move totally away from reality when you believe that there is a legitimate reason to suffer."

"When I argue with reality, I lose—but only 100% of the time."

"The Work is merely four questions; it's not even a thing. It has no motive, no strings. It's nothing without your answers. These four questions will join any program you've got and enhance it. Any religion you have - they'll enhance it. If you have no religion, they will bring you joy. And they'll burn up anything that isn't true for you. They'll burn through to the reality that has always been waiting."

"We are entering the dimension where we have control - the inside."

"Is it true? Can you absolutely know that it's true? How do you react when you believe that thought? Who would you be without the thought?"

"Defense is the first act of war."

"Don't be careful. You could hurt yourself."

"In my experience, it takes only one person to have a successful relationship, and that's me."

"Would you rather be right or free?"

"The perfect world is created when the mind is free to see it."

"Just keep coming home to yourself. You are the one you’ve been waiting for."

"No one has ever been angry at another human being—we’re only angry at our story of them."

"I could find only three kinds of business in the world—mine, yours, and God’s. Whose business are you in?"