"So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, that's high school."

"I hope we don't hit an iceberg."

"Oh no, you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay."

"(pre-credits:) My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn't that right, Agent Stone? Why don't you get a head start. Do some Rockconnaissance. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. What's the matter with you?! Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas. Rockconnaissance! [cackles maniacally] Come on, cheer up!"

"(mid-credits:) If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late."

"Can't forget this."

"(mid-credits:) My god...Project Shadow."

"All right, boys, try and keep up."

"(mid-credits:) What? Who are you?"

"Tomorrow? Uh... tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister, but uh... what are your plans for every day after that?"

"What is this sin, my children?"

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

"I believe."

"(post-credits:) The Super Koopa Cousins!"

"You were marvelous...and I never want to see any of you again. I might as well...they're the last roses I'll ever see. Vous!"

"Well, [sniffles] good-bye, Virgin Alarm."

"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."

"I'm listening..."

"One cannot choose, but wonder. You see, he's all the time in the world."

"Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed."

"I'll tell you later."

"(in-credits): Hitman! You're fast, but I'm faster."

"Hey! Thanks, Dad! Ohh! Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark."

"Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky!"

"You know what? I think we've seen enough. [turns and kisses Bill]"

"And so, we've come to the happy end of our story. But it's time for all of us to go home...just like Thomas."

"That's funny, Chanice. See what I put up with? And don't drive fast. I'm not fixing any more tickets for you."

"(post-credits:) Wake up! [air horn honking] Ha ha ha ha!"

"They say they built the train tracks over the Alps before there was a train that could make the trip. They built it anyway. They knew one day the train would come. Any arbitrary turning along the way, and I would be elsewhere. I would be different. What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise."

"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he's gone."

"Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so."

"Okay, m-m-m-m-m-move along. Th-Th-there's nothing else to see. Th-That's all, folks! Hmm. I like the sound of that. Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"

"Actually I do, Artie."

"Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."

"What happened?"

"He lived happily ever after."

"Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home."

"So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping.""

"Okay. You can go."

"You still got your Izod?"

"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat."

"I-ffirmative."

"Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

"I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

"Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elisabeth Shaw, last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching."

"This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F."

"You should leave him alone!"

"There's no place like home."

"Now I'm gonna say it... ALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"(post-credits:) Okay, guys. Come on. Let's try it again. Here we go and sing. Come on. Sing for your Uncle Ian. Come on, sing. Why won't you sing? I said sing. Sing."