"With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes. Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big. / Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on Slaughterama!"

"Back on the road, it’s no lie... Stupid fucking humans pay money to die! Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage, I only suck the souls that are underage!"

"The Reaganator and the U.S.A.! We'll kill anything that gets in our way! We're the good guys, so you have to die, that's why!"

"Kyle's fingers be silver/Jack's voice, then, be gold/but lest you think we're vain/We know you're all robots and we don't care/Tenacious D/We reign/Supreme."

"This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute."

"Dio, time to go. You must give your cape and scepter TO ME! And a smaller one for KG... Go!"

"Kyle Gass - lead acoustic guitars/backup vocals"

"Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again... in your ear pussies."

"BEELZEBOSS: Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!"

"Jack Black - lead vocals/rhythm guitar"

"BEELZEBOSS: I am compleeeeeete! JACK and KYLE: Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuck! BEELZEBOSS: Yes, you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete, and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, And you're first in line! You brought me the pick, and now you shall both die! JACK: Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit, you motherfuckeeeeeer! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off! BEELZEBOSS: FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK! The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge! What are your terms? What's the caaa-aa-aaatch? JACK: If we win, You must take Your sorry ass back to Hell! And also, you will have to pay our rent! BEELZEBOSS: And what if I win?! JACK: Then you can take Kage back to Hell... KYLE: What?! JACK: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way. KYLE: What are you talking about?! JACK: To be your little bitch! BEELZEBOSS: FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!"

"What's it gonna be, Kyle? You have to decide. Tits… or Destiny?"

"Metal! It comes from hell!"

"Burrito supreme! And a chicken supreme! And a cutlass supreme! Supreme! Yeah"

"We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain. NO!"

"Friction, fusion, retribution!"

"Damn it all down Damn it unbound Damn it all down to hell again"

"Outta my way Outta my day Out of your mind and into mine Into no one Into not one Into your step but out of time"

"Home is not a home, it becomes a hell Turning it into your prison cell"

"You insist that the weight of the world, it should be on your shoulders"

"You just stood there screaming Fearing no one would listen to you"

"Broken is the promise, betrayal The healing hand, held back by the deepened nail Follow the God that failed!"

"Pride you took Pride you feel Pride that you felt when you'd kneel"

"Wildness is the preservation of the world so seek the wolf in thyself!"

"Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know And I know"

""Forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters"

"On through the never We must go On through the never Out to the Edge of forever We must go On through the never Then never comes"

"Love it or leave it"

"But I'll take my time anywhere I'm free to speak my mind anywhere And I'll redefine anywhere. Anywhere I roam Where I lay my head is home Carved upon my stone My body lies but still I roam"

"Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond / call me what you will!"

"The Old Man then prepares To die regretfully The old man here is me"

"What I've felt, what I've known, never shined through in what I've shown Never be, never see, won't see what might have been What I've felt, what I've known, never shined through in what I've shown Never free, never me, so I dub thee Unforgiven"

"You lie so much, you believe yourself Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself!"

"Hate! I'm you're hate! I'm your hate when you want love!"

"I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel sad but true"

"Dreams of war Dreams of Liars Dreams of Dragon's Fire And of things that will bite!"

"Exit light Enter night Take my hand We’re off to never never land!"

"I'm in hell without you Cannot cope without you two Shocked at the world that I see Innocent victim please rescue me!"

"Innocence, torn from me without your shelter Barred reality, I'm living blindly"

"Same thing I've always heard from you do as I say not as I do!"

"Dear mother, dear father You clipped my wings before I learned to fly Unspoiled, outspoken I've outgrown that fucking lullaby!"

"When a man lies he murders some part of the world These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives All this I cannot bear to witness any longer Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home - borrowed from the chronicles of Thomas the Unbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson"

"Twisting under schizophrenia! Falling deep into dementia!"

"Old habits reappear, fighting the fear of fear, growing conspiracy, everyone's after me, frayed ends of sanity, hear them calling.... hear them calling me!"

"Drink up Shoot in Let the beatings begin"

"Anger, Misery You'll suffer unto me"

"Suspicion is your name Your honesty to blame Put dignity to shame Dishonor!"

"Darkness Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body, my holding cell... Landmine Has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell"

"Hold my breath as I wish for death oh please God wake me!"