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April 10, 2026
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"Daryl Hannah - Annelle Dupuy Desoto"
"Shirley MacLaine - Louisa "Ouiser" Boudreaux"
"Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones"
"Sally Field - Mary Lynn "M'Lynn" Eatenton"
"The funniest movie ever to make you cry."
"I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!"
"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."
"Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the '80s. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past."
"Sometimes laughter is a matter of life and death."
"Well, as somebody always said: if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me!"
"Andy: That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department."
"Chris McConnell: [to Roxanne] Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad."
"Richard Harris - Arthur"
"Pierre Olaf - Dap"
"Laurence Naismith - Merlyn"
"Lionel Jeffries - King Pellinore"
"David Hemmings - Mordred"
"Franco Nero - Lancelot"
"Vanessa Redgrave - Guinevere"
"A whole new world of magnificent musical entertainment."
"The Most Beautiful Love Story Ever!"
"Company: [singing] Guinevere, Guinevere Oh, they found Guinevere In the dying candle's gleam Came the sundown of a dream."
"Company: [singing] Guinevere, Guinevere. In that dim, mournful year Saw the men she held so dear Go to war for Guinevere."
"Mordred: [to Arthur about Guenevere] What a magnificent dilemma! Let her die, your life is over; let her live, your life's a fraud. Which will it be, Arthur? Do you kill the Queen or kill the law?"
"Pellinore: Forgive the interruption. Anyone here seen a beast with the head of a serpent, the body of a boar and the tail of a lion, baying like forty hounds?"
"I am irritating. I always will be. All fanatics are bores, Pellinore, and I'm a fanatic. Even when I was a child I irritated the other children. I wanted to play their games, but I knew I could not. Even then I was filled with a sense of divine purpose. I'm not saying I enjoy it. All my life I've locked the world out. And, you know, when you lock the world out, you're locked in."
"C'est moi!"
"Must we talk about Mordred? This is the first time in a month that he's not coming to dinner and not having him makes it seem like a party!"
"[about Mordred] The one thing I can say for him is that he's bound to marry well. Everybody is above him."
"Just when I reach the golden age of eligibility and wooability. Is my fate determined by love and courtship? Oh, no. [Bitterly] Clause one: fix the border; Clause two: establish trade; Clause three: deliver me; Clause four: stop the war; five, six: pick up sticks. How cruel! How unjust! Am I never to know the joys of maidenhood? The conventional, ordinary, garden variety joys of maidenhood?"
"[angrily] Mordred, I must remind you that I am a civilized man. With occasional lapses."
"[to Mordred] Far more seasoned rascals than you have polished their souls, I advise you, get out the wax. Better to be rubbed clean than rubbed out."
"[singing] Ask ev'ry person if he's heard the story; And tell it strong and clear if he has not: That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory Called Camelot. Camelot! Camelot!"
"Merlyn! Merlyn, make me a hawk. Let me fly away from here!"
"The adage, "Blood is thicker than water," was invented by undeserving relatives."
"I love them and they answer me with pain and torment. Be it sin or not sin, they betray me in their hearts and that's far sin enough. I can feel it in their eyes, I can feel it when they speak, and they must pay for it and be punished. I shall not be wounded and not return it in kind! I'm through with feeble hoping! I demand a man's vengeance! [Calming down] Proposition: I'm a king, not a man. And a civilized king. Could it possibly be civilized to destroy what I love? Could it possibly be civilized to love myself above all? What of their pain and their torment? Did they ask for this calamity? Can passion be selected?"
"All we've been through, for nothing but an idea! Something that you cannot taste, smell, or feel; without substance, life, reality, memory."
"I dreamed ... I dreamed."
"Merlyn told me once: Never be too disturbed if you don't understand what a woman is thinking. They don't do it often."
"[singing] And -what of teaching me by turning me to animal and bird, From beaver to the smallest bobolink! I should have had a -whirl At changing to a girl, To learn the way the creatures think!"
"Proposition: It's far better to be alive than to be dead."
"Merlyn, why have you never taught me love and marriage?"
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"
"The failed mind sees the heart's failings."
"Kenji Kodama - Samon Shirane"
"Toshiya Ito - Mondo Naganuma"
"Norio Matsui - Shumenosuke Ogura"
"Kazuo Katô - Kageyu Ikoma"
"Masayuki Yui - Tango Hirayama"