"Goddamn high-class, tight-ass freakos. All that goddamn silverware. Who do they think they are, anyway? People in China eat with sticks, and these freaks got 16 utensils for every pea on the plate."

"Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out. BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!"

"How'd we get into the sex-crime business anyway? My brother Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation, too."

"Sandra Peabody - Mari Collingwood"

"[trying to get his girlfriend to have sex with him] Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"

"We don't wanna off someone first night out. I mean, it'd be a shame to get this floor all messed up with blood."

"You must think we're stupid, right? No, we're not stupid. We might be horny old pigs, but we ain't stupid."

"Luke Wilson - David Fox"

"Frank Whaley - Mason"

"Ethan Embry - the Mechanic"

"Kate Beckinsale - Amy Fox"

"Rules are rules. I don't make them, I'm just the manager."

"Once you've checked in... The terror begins."

"Scott G. Anderson - the Killer"

"How can you escape...if they can see everything?"

"[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?"

"[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood."

"[getting fed up from the noise next door] Why don't you open the door? [continues to knock but no one answers] Want to play some games? I'll play some fucking games with you."

"[pointing to motel room] It's right there in the corner, number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore."

"Christopher Cousins as David Williams"

"Tyrone Giordano as Tim Wilkes"

"Perla Haney-Jardine as Annie Haskins"

"Diane Lane as Agent Jennifer Marsh"

"Colin Hanks as Agent Griffin Dowd"

"Billy Burke as Detective Eric Box"

"Something Deadly is on the Internet"

"The FBI Cyber Crimes Division hunts down vicious criminals online...but the most dangerous one is hunting them."

"A cyber killer has finally found the perfect accomplice: You."

"Kill With Me?"

"Joseph Cross as Owen Reilly"

"[watching his victim in a tub filling up with acid] You know if no one was watching right now, you'd just be sitting in water. But the whole world wants to watch you die, and they don't even know you."

"Mary Beth Hurt as Stella Marsh"

"Trick or Treat. Kill or Die. It's That Time of Year Again."

"The face of pure evil is back for Laurie Strode. 20 years later..."

"Let the dangertainment begin! [Softly] Up in this motherfucker."

"You've heard of the tunnel. The one we all go through sooner or later. At the end, there's a door. And waiting for you on the other side of that door is either Heaven or Hell. This is that door."

"Blood is thicker than Water."

"20 years ago, HE changed the face of Halloween. Tonight, he's back!"

"I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?"

"Don't do it. That's the house where it all started. He walked it's hallways. Hide in it's closets. Dreamed in it's bedrooms. Helped his Mother in the kitchen. Watched TV in the living room with his Dad. Played in his Sisters bedroom. Then one day he picked up a knife and he never put it down again."

"[voiceover] I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding. Not even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...evil."