"[taunting Darryl at the police station] Hey! Thank your wife for me. [starts gyrating his hips and simulating having sex, causing Darryl to get livid]"

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."

"You get what you settle for."

"Goddamn it! I've never been lucky! Not one time!"

"You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!"

"John Turturro - Writer"

"Daniel Stern - Dusty"

"David Wohl - Phil"

"F. William Parker - Doctor"

"Paul Menzel - Dr. Maise"

"John Lithgow - Sam Burns"

"Jeff Daniels - Flap Horton"

"Danny DeVito - Vernon Dahlart"

"Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove"

"Debra Winger - Emma Greenway Horton"

"Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway"

"[Lying in the surf after being thrown from the car] If you wanted to get me on my back, all you had to do was ask me."

"[to Aurora] Momma, that's the first time I stopped hugging first. I like that."

"[to Flap] Raising three children, working full-time, and chasing women requires a lot more energy than you have. You know, one of the nicest qualities about you has always been that you recognized your weaknesses. Don't lose that quality now just when you need it the most."

"[to Melanie] Gorgeous isn't everything."

"[to Vernon] Don't worship me until I've earned it."

"[about Flap] He can't even do the simple things, like fail locally."

"J.T. Walsh - Ed Smythe"

"Julie Kavner - Gail"

"Christian Clemenson - Larry"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Mary"

"Lewis Black - Paul"

"Woody Allen - Mickey"

"Max von Sydow - Frederick"

"Lloyd Nolan - Evan"