"Your mind is the center of your life. It is everything you hear, everything you see, everything you feel... It is everything you ARE. You wouldn't know if you lost your mind... Would you know if someone STOLE it?"

"They stole his mind. Now he wants it back. Get ready for the ride of your life."

"I felt the movie, in some way, should not take itself too seriously. In fact, ultimately, the casting of Arnold—he was already cast before I was there. So I had to take Arnold. I liked the script already, but Arnold was playing the main part. So, take it or leave it. I said I wanted to do it with Harrison Ford, like in "Blade Runner." But I might have made a mistake because "Blade Runner" is also very serious. And because Arnold was there, that changed everything. Arnold being there made it really necessary to flip it a little bit. And I think, in retrospect, it was a gift. Arnold was supposed to be an accountant in the original story and it was still in the script. And I'm like, "Arnold an accountant? That's ridiculous." So I proposed, "Let's have him do something physical." What are those things he's using?"

"[Riding her yak out in a desert wasteland] Listen up, 'cause I'm only tellin' you this once. I'm not a bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV - no water! It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, twenty people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad. That's me, the one in the mask. [referring to her yak] No, the other one in the mask. Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm shopping for the perfect gift. Whatever I can scrounge up. [Spots Water ạṇd Power Corp. employee victims] Uh-oh, Ripper raptors. The Ripper are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human-eating, purse-snatching mutant creatures. [Leans down on a victim] Witness exhibit A. Ugh, you are so dead. They're led by the infamous Johnny Prophet. They spend most of their time raidin' the WP. That's short for Water and Power. They control most of the water, and got all the power. Oh, wait. One last thing. My friends and me, we do not suck up to Water and Power. Yeah. we steal water, but as long as they don't find out, who gives a shit?"

"[To Tank Girl] Look, if you want to play, I'll play. and I'll win."

"[To Tank Girl] The pipe. You're going to really love this one. It goes down 40 metres. Gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go."

"[To Kesslee] Did I hurt you yet?"

"[Jabs Kesslee with body fluids sucking bottler] Try this close to your heart asshole."

"[Mocking Kesslee while she is dressed as Dorothy Gale in an imagination cartoon clip] I'm melting, I'm melting."

"[As Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

"NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns... or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust] This might take me a really long time."

"[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers] Feelin a little inadequate?"

"[To Jet Girl] How come you always cover your mouth when you smile. You got bad teeth or smothin."

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?""

"[To Kesslee] Look, ịḟ you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please."

"Come on. What do you say we bolt. [Gets grabbed, dragged by a guard and manhandled by a guard at gunpoint] I'm really starting to like it here. People are nice, food's great, and Ị love my job."

"[To Jet Girl. under washroom stall] I was thinkin' about leaving this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. What do you reckon. We go to New York, see Cats ."

"[To security voice prompt of a Water and Power Corp. tank she is attempting to TWOC] My mom and yours, hanging out clothes."

"[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps bucket of sand on her head]"

"[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?"

"[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?"

"[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe."

"[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing."

"[To Sam working on a wood sculpture] I thought you was workin' oṇ my Doris Dạy bust. I didn't trade you my Doris Dạy picture just for... whatever this is."

"Ian McDiarmid — Supreme Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious"

"Natalie Portman — Senator Padmé Amidala"

"Ewan McGregor — Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"The Saga Is Complete"

"Every Story Has A Hero, Every Hero Has A Destiny, Every Saga Has An End."

"We knew that Padmé was going to be pregnant through the whole film, and nobody in the outside world could know that. Because she's pregnant, I wanted a soft quality to be apparent in the fabrics that were used."

"Anakin, as Skywalker, as a human being, was going to be extremely powerful, but he ended up losing his arms and a leg and became partly a robot. So a lot of his ability to use the Force, a lot of his powers, are curbed at this point, because, as a living form, there's not that much of him left. So his ability to be twice as good as the Emperor disappeared, and now he's maybe 20 percent less than the Emperor. So that isn’t what the Emperor had in mind. He wanted this really super guy, but that got derailed by Obi-Wan. So he finds that, with Luke, he can get a more primo version if he can turn Luke to the Dark Side. You'll see, as this goes on, Luke is faced with the same issues and practically the same scenes that Anakin is faced with. Anakin says yes and Luke says no."

"This one is a little tougher, and I think children, young children especially, should be warned that this is not your average Star Wars. It's a lot darker. There's a lot more scary stuff in it. It's brutal in places, and they should be aware of that. And at least if it does come out to be a PG-13, the parents are warned to be careful of bringing tiny little kids, like five and six years old, because it might be too much. Know your kids. I have three kids—they’re all grown up now—but when they were six, I knew what I could take them to and couldn't. People think Star Wars is extremely innocent, although we do cut a lot of people in half and cut off a lot of arms."

"This first trilogy is really about the father, the struggles of a father, or a man, basically, to find himself, and at the same time fall into a trap of wanting certain powers, making a pact with the devil and basically spending the rest of his life regretting it."

"Obviously, fans would love to see a movie about Darth Vader running around killing people. I'm not telling that story, and I'm not interested in that. That's not what the movie is."

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire!! For a safe and secure society!"

"Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66."

"I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger but you don’t use them."

"Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."

"[Vader is slaughtering the Separatist leaders] The war is over! Lord Sidious... promised us peace! We only want to— [Vader cuts him down, then deactivates his lightsaber]"

"Another happy landing."

"[after killing General Grievous with a blaster] So uncivilized. [tosses it aside]"

"War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor...."

"James Earl Jones — Darth Vader"

"Ahmed Best — Jar Jar Binks (archive audio)"

"Matthew Wood — General Grievous"

"Frank Oz — Master Yoda"

"Peter Mayhew — Chewbacca"

"Kenny Baker — R2-D2"