"The Toecutter - he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM!"

"[to Toecutter, when fighting with Max on the road] Easy. I know what I'm doing."

"[after Bubba runs over Max's arm] Quit toying Bubba!"

"[to Jessie, as the gang holds her son hostage] Well, well, well, it's our little mother. That there is Cundalini, and Cundalini wants his hand back. (...) Tell you what, I'll swap you."

"[to Johnny, ordering him to throw a match into Jim the Goose's wrecked car] You scum sucking trash, throw it!"

"[to Johnny] It's alright you'll get your chance. But, remember... to keep your sweet, sweet mouth shut."

"The Nightrider, that is his name, the Nightrider (...) Remember him when you look at the night sky."

"[to the MFP officers after Johnny the Boy was released from the Halls of Justice] So long as the paperwork's clean, you boys can do what you like out there."

"Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!"

"Hey fella, stop! What a turkey. Hey fella, you're a turkey, y'know that?"

"I just can't get it clear in my head, Jess. He was so full of living, you know? He ran a franchise on it. Now there's nothing. And here I am trying to put sense to it, when I know there isn't any."

"Eric Laneuville - Richie"

"Rosalind Cash – Lisa"

"Paul Koslo - Dutch"

"Anthony Zerbe - Matthias"

"Charlton Heston - Neville"

"The World Is Dead. One Survivor. Then The Others. Crawling In Darkness. The Strangest Sect Of All. Hunting The Last Man On Earth."

"Pray for the last man alive. Because he's not alone."

"The Last Man on Earth is Not Alone"

"The Last Man always carries an automatic weapon."

"Army officer: [during Neville's flashback to the military conflict] Abort firing! Abort firing! Interception will fragment bacilli carrying missile! Abort firing! Abort firing!"

"Lisa: Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you've lost over 200 million patients?"

"Here is the instrument of cleansing, my brethren. And nothing quite cleanses like fire."

"Take him to the little room... for questioning."

"We were warned about The End. Well, here it is."

"[Unsure whether or not he saw a healthy human woman or if it just his imagination] Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. Okay, let's get cleaned up."

"And Speedy Bob Neville- his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that."

"You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy...."

"[hearing the "Family" loudly holding a book-burning revel] At it again, I see? What will it be tonight? Museum of Science? Some library? Poor miserable bastards."

"[talking to his own image on a TV screen] Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?"

"[Enters a car dealership in search of a new car, talks to a decomposed corpse of a car salesman] Cannot say I am too crazy about the paint job...Thanks a lot you cheating bastard."

"[first lines, as the last man on earth wrecks his car] There's never a cop around when you need one."

"[later, to the bust of Caesar] What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner."

"[to the "Family"] SHUT UP! Why the hell can't you leave me alone?"

"Isn't he? Isn't he a sullen b- [stops when he hears the "Family" outside]"

"[makes drink] Join me? Hmm? Miserable schmuck! [to his own image on the video screen]"

"[To a bust of Julius Caesar set up near a chessboard] Your move, Imperator."

"Hi. Another day, another dollar."

"In the late 20th century, hostile forces inside the United States grow strong. The city of Los Angeles is ravaged by crime and immorality. To protect and defend its citizens, the United States Police Force is formed. A presidential candidate predicts a millennium earthquake will destroy LA in divine retribution. An earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale hits at 12:59 p.m., August 23rd in the year 2000. After the devastation, the Constitution is amended, and the newly-elected President accepts a lifetime term of office. The country's capital is relocated from Washington, D.C. to the President's hometown of Lynchburg, Virginia. Los Angeles Island is declared no longer part of the United States and becomes the deportation point for all people found undesirable or unfit to live in the new "moral" America. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped along the shoreline, making any escape from LA impossible. From the south-eastern hills of Orange County to the north-western shore of Malibu, the Great Wall excludes LA from the mainland. The President's first act as permanent commander-in-chief is Directive 17: once an American loses his or her citizenship, they are deported to this island of the damned and they never come back."

"Leland Orser - Test Tube"