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April 10, 2026
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"Dennis Akayama - Prince of Kushin"
"Thomas D. Adelman - Pamphlet Guy"
"Araxi Arslanian - Head of Housekeeping"
"Kintaro Akayama - Leon"
"Genelle Williams - Ruth"
"Tannis Burnett - Miss Thompson"
"Jason Jones - Bartender"
"David Sparrow - Charlie, the 59th Street Doorman"
"Debra Monk - Maggie"
"Julie Andrews - Nanny"
"Gavin Creel - Bill"
"Jeffrey Tambor - Mr. Salomone"
"Robert Arden - CIA Chief"
"Christine Baranski - Prunella Stickler"
"Jessica Beitchman - Debutante Linda"
"Sofia Vassilieva - Eloise"
"James Hampton - Harry Oslo"
"Jean-Pierre Kalfon - Morovich"
"Dana Elcar - Russ"
"Barbara Carrera - Natalia Rambova"
"Kenneth Welsh - Sir Wilkes"
"Sheree Smith - Laundry Supervisor"
"Vernon Dobtcheff - Russian agent"
"Oliver Reed - Krokov"
"[after accidentally firing his machine-gun walking stick] That's a hair-trigger!"
"Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!"
"[as Condorman drops into the Seine] Flap, Woody! Flap!"
"Condorman - vulture of the Western world. [takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]"
"Ted Gehring - Hank Starrett (Bank robber)"
"Morgan Paull - Corporal #1"
"Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird."
"Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? [pauses to put on goggles; in a deeper voice] Who... this is a job - for CONDORMAN!"
"Richard X. Slattery - Sgt. Slaughter (chief soldier)"
"John Crawford - Sherick"
"Jonas Cherick - Philip"
"Brittany Gray - Ensemble"
"Eve Crawford - Mrs. Daniels"
"Jonathan Wilson - Frederic the Bellhop"
"Cliff Osmond - Wes Hardin (Bank robber)"
"Michael Crawford - Woodrow "Woody" Wilkins"
"Kenneth Mars - Marshall Wooly Bill Hitchcock"
"Elyssa Davalos - Miss Milly Gaskill"
"Jack Elam - Big Mack"
"Tim Matheson - Pvt. Jeff Reed"
"Dick Winslow - Slippery Sid"
"Robert Pine - Lt. Jim Ravencroft"
"Bill Dunbar - Fast Eddie"
"Wally Berns - Cheating Charley"
"Dawn Little Sky - Big Foot"
"Joshua Shelley - Broadway Phil"