First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Panhandler: Excuse me? Sir? Can you spare $25.00 for... for a cup of coffee?"
"Greg Burson as Mr. Quincy Magoo (animated form)"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as FBI Agent Chuck Stupak"
"Nick Chinlund as Bob Morgan"
"Ernie Hudson as CIA Agent Gustav Anders"
"Matt Keeslar as Waldo Magoo"
"Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Quincy Magoo, Jr."
"Jennifer Garner as Stacey Sampanahodrita"
"Western White House Tour Guide: All right, people. Let's move it! Please, ma'am. No spitting in the hallway!"
"Kelly Lynch as Luanne LeSeur/Prunella Pagliachi"
"Joan Delaney – Woman interviewer"
"Fabio Lanzoni – Handsome Man"
"Marc Shaiman – Pianist"
"Dealin LaValley – Waiter"
"Daren Firestone – Sam"
"Rebecca Nickels – Jennifer"
"[a monkey is seen in front of Mr. Magoo] Ugliest child I've ever seen!"
"Paul Mazursky – Doctor Hans Clava"
"A hilarious adventure in marriage, infidelity and bargain shopping!"
"Bette Midler – Deborah Fifer"
"On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public."
"Woody Allen – Nick Fifer"
"Bill Irwin – Mime"
"(a spider rests on Waldo's chest) I like your badge!"
"Mouling Jackson: [singing] Don't you ever say "No" to me / Listen, I'm a lady. Period. / Classy, too. / Won't you come over here / And I'll prove it to you / And then if you still don't think / I got style and grace / I'm going to oh, so gracefully / rip the lips off of your face!"
"Jim Wakefield as House Manager"
"Judith Lowry as Mother Barlow"
"Ivor Francis as Dr. Skinner on TV"
"Bruno Kirby as Stanley"
"Jonathan Daly as Rev. Griffith"
"Kathleen Cody as Wendy McCready"
"Joby Baker as Klutch"
"Naomi Stevens as Mrs. Levin"
"Dick Van Patten as Ira Kushaw"
"Bob Crane as Charlie McCready"
"Kurt Russell as Bart"
"Charles Matthew Blake - Charles Wellington III"
"Barbara Rush as Sue McCready"
"John Cho - Phil Quon"
"Joe Flynn as Cyrus Hershberger"
"Nicholas Hammond as Roger Rhinehurst"
"Mario Joyner - Apollo M.C."
"Frankie Faison as Whitney Daniels"
"Greg Germann - Sklar"
"Eugene Levy - Keyes"
"Jennifer Coolidge - Mrs. Wellington"
"Chris Rock - Lance Barton"
"Regina King - Sontee Jenkins"
"Chazz Palminteri - King"
"Mark Addy - Cisco"