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"Bernadette Peters - Warden's Secretary"
"Jim Nicholson - Ice Man"
"Mike Henry - Rassmeusen"
"Charles Tyner - Unger"
"John Steadman - Pop"
"Harry Caesar - Granville"
"James Hampton - Caretaker"
"Michael Conrad - Nate Scarboro"
"Ed Lauter - Captain Knauer"
"Eddie Albert - Warden Hazen"
"Burt Reynolds - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"
"It's Survival of the Fiercest and Funniest"
"First Down...And Ten Years To Go."
"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."
"Joel Gretsch - Bobby Jones"
"Bill Lake - Hal Wallis"
"David Eisner - Lew Wasserman"
"Conrad Dunn - Lou Perry"
"Steve Brinder - Danny Lewis"
"Scott McCord - Abby Greshler"
"Kate Levering - Jeanne Biegger Martin"
"Sarah Manninen - Patti Lewis"
"Paula Cale - Betty Martin"
"Jeremy Northam - Dean Martin"
"Sean Hayes - Jerry Lewis"
"Jack Lemmon (uncredited) - Narrator / Old Hardy Greaves"
"E. Roger Mitchell - Aaron"
"Wilbur Fitzgerald - Roy"
"Peter Gerety - Neskaloosa"
"Lane Smith - Grantland Rice"
"J. Michael Moncrief - Hardy Greaves"
"Bruce McGill - Walter Hagen"
"Charlize Theron - Adele Invergordon"
"Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh"
"Will Smith - Bagger Vance"
"It Was Just A Moment Ago."
"Some Things Can't Be Learned. They Must Be Remembered."
"Your daddy is out sweeping streets because he took every last dime he had, and used it to pay up every man and woman he owed and every business who worked for him, instead of declaring bankruptcy like everyone else in town, including your best friend Wilbur Charles' dad, Raymond, which is why he's able to sit around all day long on his dignity! Your daddy stared adversity in the eye, Hardy. And he beat it back with a broom."
"Confused, broken... and unable to face a return to a hero's welcome... Junuh just disappeared... Hoping to forget... and to be forgotten..."
"I heard my dad say that you won every golf tournament there ever was in the South and how you hit a drive so long that they made you stop playing for 20 minutes just to measure it for a record... and how you used to swing righty, but you were in the woods once by this tree so there was no room to swing righty... so you borrowed somebody's lefty club and hit the ball six inches from the hole..."
"Yep... Inside each and every one of us is one true authentic swing... Something we was born with... Something that's ours and ours alone... Something that can't be taught to you or learned... Something that got to be remembered... Over time the world can, rob us of that swing... It get buried inside us under all our would haves and could haves and should haves... Some folk even forget what their swing was like..."
"Yeah, I always felt a man's grip on his club just like a man's grip on his world..."
"I hear you lost your swing. I guess we got to go find it."
"Don't worry about hitting the ball or where it goes, just swing the club, feel the club."
"Steve Austin as Guard Dunham"
"Kevin Nash as Sgt. Engleheart"
"Dan Patrick as Police Officer"
"Courteney Cox as Lena (uncredited)"
"Peter King as Himself"
"Adam Schefter as Himself"