Black Comedy Films

"Demented forever!"

"Angry Moviegoer: I walk out of your films, on airplanes!"

"Lyle: [running in place] Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!"

"Fidget: Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?"

"Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!"

"It's goat urine!"

"I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell."

"Satan says you need more color!"

"Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!"

"Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière."

"When I was ten years old my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree!"

"Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness."

"Family is just a dirty word for censorship!"

"Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

"The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness."

"I'm a prophet against profit!"

"Blue balls for celluloid!"

"It's Scentsational!"

"George Hulse - School Principal"

"Hans Kramm - Heintz"

"Joni Ruth White - La Rue"

"Mink Stole - Sandra Sullivan"

"Ken King - Dexter Fishpaw"

"Mary Garlington - Lu-Lu Fishpaw"

"David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw"

"Edith Massey - Cuddles Kovinsky"

"Tab Hunter - Todd Tomorrow"

"Divine - Francine Fishpaw"

"Smelling is believing."

"It'll Blow Your Nose!"

"Filmed in ODORAMA"

"I got ants in my pants!"

"You're really gauche, madam—a regular little coo-chon. And that means PIG!"

"[after ripping a garment trying to squeeze into it] God damn these designers."

"At first I thought he was walking the dog. Then I realized it was his date."

"Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter ... a fille de joie!"

"This house is just like Architectural Digest, Francine!"

"Do you think I'm made of steel, Miss Lu-Lu?"

"Oh, everything smells so much better now."

"I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."

"Julie Lampkin: Helen's daughter (1st child)"

"Larry Buckman: Frank & Marilyn's second son (4th child)"

"Tod Higgins Jr: Julie & Tod's son – after named his father Tod Higgins"

"Shirley Lampkin-Bowman: Helen & George's daughter"

"Laverne Buckman: Gil & Karen's second daughter (4th child)"

"Justin Buckman: Gil & Karen's second son (3rd child)"

"Patty Huffner: Susan & Nathan's daughter"

"Nathan Huffner: Susan's husband"

"Cool Buckman: Larry's son"

"Taylor Buckman: Gil & Karen's first daughter (2nd child)"